how to strangle yourself properly - /adv/ (#33330040) [Archived: 1036 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/7/2025, 11:58:05 PM No.33330040
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What is the best way to strangle yourself? It needs to be 100% lethal within 10-15 minutes.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:41:51 AM No.33330823
>>33330040 (OP)
>What is the best way to strangle yourself?
Give me relief from my distress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvHpDN5iZks
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:56:17 AM No.33330876
>>33330040 (OP)
>It needs to be 100% lethal within 10-15 minutes.
A man of suffering, and familiar with pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt44ncGRMSk
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:57:48 AM No.33330884
>>33330040 (OP)
You have to have a group of young women press their tits against your neck. That's the only way to make it quick and painless. I look forward to you achieving this, anon. By the way, rope makes you an M, which makes you a cuck, and cringe.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:06:33 AM No.33330936
Autoerotic asphyxiation via rope
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 3:17:51 AM No.33331004
>>33330040 (OP)
>how to strangle yourself properly
Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
https://youtu.be/ou3jaTkwF48?t=363
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:27:12 AM No.33331410
>>33330040 (OP)
Jesus Christ saved me from wanting to end my life. He gave me hope and a future. I have meaning in my life because of him. My life is not perfect. I still have to suffer many problems. But he always leads me through them to a victory I could not have foreseen. He said, "I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world." I believe him.

Satan tried many times to convince me to kill myself. But for all my misery, and loneliness, and grief, and sorrow, and torment, and despair, and anguish, and shame, and weakness, and failures, and humiliations, I discovered God's Comforter is greater than all of that.

Tonight I will pray for you. I will pray for you to receive the Comforter, because Jesus said, "And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever... I will not leave you comfortless: I will come to you." Jesus is risen. Because he is risen, all is not lost.

Do not let your heart be troubled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvtZkQIbE2g
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:51:31 AM No.33331551
>>33330040 (OP)
Have you tried holding your breath?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:05:28 PM No.33333811
>>33330040 (OP)
Hello OP. May you have a blessed day, in the name of our Lord and Savior, Christ Jesus. Amen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMyeKW2vKSI&t=5823s