Thread 33332275 - /adv/ [Archived: 520 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:47:24 AM No.33332275
12 angry men
12 angry men
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I am scheduled for Jury Duty next week. I don't want to get out of it, I actually want to serve on the Jury. What am I in for?
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:48:27 AM No.33332281
>>33332275 (OP)
Something dumb and meaningless but a good education in the legal process
Enjoy
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:50:37 AM No.33332288
>>33332275 (OP)
You most likely will be forced to sit there for hours and then you won't be chosen and you'll go home.
The process is so primitve that they can't just make an online waiting room.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:32:03 AM No.33332482
>>33332275 (OP)
Remember, if the law is unjust, you should simply refuse to convict. Just make sure you don't tell any lies to the judge in order to get selected.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:46:07 AM No.33332710
>>33332275 (OP)
99% chance they send u back home
if you do end up on jury duty you get to learn stuff at least
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:49:22 AM No.33332717
>>33332275 (OP)
Sweet potatoes farts
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:59:35 AM No.33332755
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>>33332275 (OP)
boring shit that you may still not qualify for depending on the charges. If you are selected, bring a notepad and take notes. Often the charged are guilty, but there are always negligence among the jury, notes (and your image as a note taker) will help approve your vote.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:00:15 AM No.33332758
>>33332482
What sorta shit would they ask? I've always wondered and figured it'd be some basic shit like if you have racial biases or something.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:32:15 AM No.33332829
>>33332758
The whole voir dire ("Thie juror is acceptable to me") bit only happens in major cases. The judge will say "This case involves a gun. Anyone have a problem with that?" or "This case may last 3 months. Anyone have a problem with that?"
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:13:52 AM No.33332929
>>33332275 (OP)
Last time I got called in for jury duty, it was a dude on trial for sodomizing a young boy. I didn't get picked, but I swear that motherfucker was guilty. He looked like the stereotypical pedo. That train of thought's also probably why I didn't get picked.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:50:08 PM No.33335680
>>33332275 (OP)
Varies by state, but in my state, poverty. They haven't increased jury pay since the 1920s and I am self employed so I will only make $6 that day or WTF it is exactly. A few weeks of that and I'll be living in my car, I guess.