I shit my pants this morning. - /adv/ (#33333968) [Archived: 1024 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:47:18 PM No.33333968
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Woke up and my stomach felt a little perturbed. Didn't have enough time to shit. Thought I could hold it in and just shit when I got to work but it became obvious I couldn't stop it while I was walking to the train station. Tried speedwalking home but I started to feel it creeping out. Decided to start sprinting. Bad idea. Poop oozed out of my ass and filled my underwear. Got home and finished shitting in the toilet. Took a shower and washed all the shit off my ass, taint, and inner/upper thighs. Threw away my underwear and pants. Called in sick to work. My girlfriend slept through the whole thing. Not going to tell her what happened obviously. Haven't pooped my pants since I was a small child.
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Ximirun
7/8/2025, 5:00:52 PM No.33334061
Its okay Anon.
Life happens.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 5:51:37 PM No.33334364
>>33333968 (OP)
I had this almost happen to me so many times. I might have ibs
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:12:25 PM No.33335503
>>33334364
The lesson I learned is don't run. As soon as I started running I lost all control. I probably still wouldn't have made it walking though.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:14:47 PM No.33335507
>>33333968 (OP)
Just own it.
>Haha yeah I shit my pants today. Splendid
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:46:51 PM No.33335658
Kek, nice
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:55:27 PM No.33335716
>>33333968 (OP)
[spoiler]good luck[/spoiler]