>HURR DURR LOOKS MATTERS ONLY
I know but after that, bio still matters as a second thing. I'm not a native english speaker so it's just a rough translation.

"I'm not looking for virtual penpals, only real dates. You probably don't know anyone who can read people better than I do. My "bullshit detector" is sensitive. If you don't know what you're looking for - don't waste our time. Feminists and princesses can go kick rocks!"

This is what I want to communicate more or less. Is it okay?

Also best way to text 18-22 YO women as a 32 YO guy? Especially openers.

That's the type of bio people screencap and share for laughs. You've probably copied it from one of such posts to make this thread.

>>33334533
Okay. What's bad about it - the way I worded it or the general message? Why would anyone laugh about it? How can I word it better?

>>33334513 (OP)
Average fat woman bio; a list of what people should not do or not be and nothing about you. Just in general bitchy from the start. The thing is that those fat ugly women still get messages and you won't. But not because of the bio, because no one reads it, but because you're not pretty. If you want young women then appear rich, experienced and confident.

in america we haff sayings

it goes like to say
"girls just wanna have fun"
as to say if light in the heart and of makings the whimsy

when i am lookings at your bio me do not see how you are of the fun, only very serious very arrogant

>>33334553
>appear rich, experienced and confident.
Okay how would you word experience and confidence in a short bio.

Overall you are telling me to talk about myself in the bio... Sounds exactly the other way around. Talking about yourself sounds like a female thing to do.

>>33334513 (OP)
Give them something to laugh about and you're halfway into their pants. "I'm 73 inches tall but I tell girls I'm only 5 11" That got me an enormous amount of attention, mostly good, and quite a few laughs. It repelled the over-entitled chicks, which is not exactly a problem...

>>33334574
"smart sensitive guy who loves long walks on beaches.
Ask me anything. Been there, done that, made history.
Semper Fi."

Just by reading your Bio I got a weird ass feeling about you.
I don't see a reason why "reading people better than anyone else" is a remarkable trait just seems like you wanna idk sort her friends out if they seem sus or want to make sure she can't mess with you cause you can "read them soooo well".
You don't say much about yourself and the fact you want very young girls is actually very nasty.
Just seems like you want younger ones cause they are easy to bend and form to your liking plus no one in your age bracket wants you.
Oh and cause you can impress them with the money you earn while they are stuck in college.Or maybe you want them cause they most likely didn't have alot of relationships yet so you don't feel insecure.
So which kind of weird are you?

respectfully the POV
of a woman aged 24PVSM

>>33335316
Thanks for the idea lol, I appreciate it

>>33334513 (OP)
Why is half of this junk in your bio? It's not relevant to your dating preferences.

Be more positive and state plainly what you want (just not the stupid stuff in your current bio).

>>33334513 (OP)
How about you list what you do want from people instead of what you don’t? I think there’s a highly likely chance that most people see that and feel they fit into one of those categories one way or another. Try talking about your interests/hobbies/career or what you ARE looking for in a partner that doesn’t sound so negative. Remember that dating is meant to be fun.

>>33334513 (OP)
>Hello ladies, I hate half of you and also I'm an extremely sensitive man who's got too big of a sense of self-worth because he thinks he's too good to be on dating apps - and yet here I am like the rest of you WHORES

yeah man great bio

make sure that your profile pic is you by yourself alone in the woods, not smiling.

>>33334513 (OP)
You are being very needlessly combative from start to finish, theres a huge lack of humility (you probably cant read people for shit, just imagine things about them and declare yourself correct)
You honestly sound like a generally difficult person to talk to or be around, snd you also give me the impression youre going to scrutinize everything I say or do like the entire time we know each other however long that might be.
Realistically to the end of this thread.

>>33334513 (OP)
>You probably don't know anyone who can read people better than I do. My "bullshit detector" is sensitive.
This is autistic as fuck. I could actually picture Chris Chan writing that.

>>33334513 (OP)
lol people that praise themselves too much, specially putting down others in the process are an instant ick for most women
try to rephrase it maybe