Thread 33336326

my female coworker invited me over to her place to eat some pie she said she had too much of, is this a normal thing people do or am I being setup here? She's married but her family doesn't live here.

Do YOU invite YOUR co workers over for pie? That bitch can bring you a slice if she wants you to taste it. I've never heard a woman invite a man over to her place for anything innocent. I've even heard women complain that "I mean he came to my place and didn't do anything wtf :(." Because they still never make the first move, "technically." What they do first is invite you in. They always operate under plausible deniability. Dob't get involved if you want to keep your job, and drama free

>>33336347
>they always operate under plausible deniability
Sometimes someone on /adv/ just says something extremely correct, what can I say...

>>33336347
The situation is a little different because we are living in a condo that's employee housing so it's like we're neighbors, more normal now right? Still thought it was weird though, I went and ate the pie and we talked briefly, the subject of porn came up briefly because she was talking about this iptv app on her firestick and said there's a lot of porn on there. Dammit I wish I could just read minds, did I mention she the Director of HR?

I made a homemade blackberry pie and I'm going to eat the whole thing. Nobody ever has too much pie.
Why would I invite a woman over to eat some of it without an ulterior motive?
Took me 30 minutes to pick the berries and another 30 to make the crust and filling, then an hour of baking.
At best, I would trade my pie for her pie.

>>33336376
Bro just fumbled the bag hard. Next time you screw her. See if you can get a promotion

>>33336376
No that only makes it obvious as fuck. You're basically on a "business trip" and she probably thinks you're gay now. She brought up porn for a reason, dipshit

>>33336389
I just hope she didn't do anything funny with that pie.

>>33336393
I don't know how to navigate shit like this, to me it is weird that she got me up there to eat pie AND the subject of porn came up, but no way I'm making the first move, if she wants dick she should just fucking say it.

You are in a no win situation with an HR toastie.
If you reject her, she is going to despise you and want to get you fired.
If you do sleep with her, she will eventually freak out at living a double life.
Best thing is just to play stupid. Act socially inept and she will assume you are an autist or retard. Or play a super religious route and pretend you are waiting for marriage.
And it isn't normal for a woman to invite a man into her place and start discussing porn.

when you get over there she's probably gonna say "bet you weren't expecting to have to eat... lemon meringue pie" and her Asian friend will there for a three way!

>>33336415
>she should just say it
They don't do this. Women NEVER say shit out loud. She gave you every chance and you didn't take it. But it's for the best, stupid. Don't shit where you eat if you want to keep this job. When she eventually gets found out she will find a way to pin it on you

>>33336415
>she should just fucking say it
Women almost never do this.
Maybe next time you just bring up the porn or something similar and see if you can watch it together. Next thing you know you got a sugar momma

I feel like a confused idiot, anyway at least that's over.

>>33336389
are you the same dude who thought gifting berries to a colleague was a good idea

>>33336441
Inarguably an idiot but that saved your ass honestly. Work relationships with regular coworkers can end up sucking and being too messy to continue, let alone the fucking MARRIED HEAD OF HR.

Just be glad you were too autistic to pick up on her hints because you are NOT keeping that job if you do go through with this.

>>33336326 (OP)
When I was very young I had a MILF divorced coworker talk about garden mulch for an hour then invite me over on the weekend. To this day I'm not sure if she wanted me to mulch her garden or bang her. Chicks love plausible deniability. I probably would have had to wheelbarrow mulch around her ex-husbands house and then its 50/50 if she would invite me to take a shower after all that work. Her kids were at her ex-husbands so it was probably a mulch-inspired booty call. It was about 105F that weekend so I stayed home. Still wonder about that, if the sunburn and heat exhaustion would have been worth it if the sex was good. She was a very well preserved MILF hadn't hit the wall yet.