What's the quickest way I can commit social suicide and become an outcast in my community? How do I become a lolcow and has his reputation permanently ruined?

Lol i was at a family event and just whipped my dick out and started wagging it. That pretty much ruined my family relationship now I'm just living rough in a state forest because im too embarrassed to come back. I haven't gotten the balls to kms yet i do have a job i work maybe 15 hours a week though so im saving for a car to live in

>>33337479 (OP)
become the clown, its the only way.

>>33337479 (OP)
Every option you make should be the worst one

>>33337479 (OP)
why?