>be me, 18
>make Tinder account
>set max distance to max
>match with 100+ girls
>swipe left on 90% of them because standards
>a night before my birthday
>horny af
>swipe right on everyone
>match with girl 3km away
>26yo
>same freak level as me
>turns out shes my neighbor
>holyshit.jpg
>volunteered at my church on my bday
>10pm shes done with her shift
>9pm im done with my church thing
>meet on the night of my birthday
>we go home together
>just handshake and vibes
>baka I shouldve done more
>a day after we meet again
>we fuck
>fucked the hell outta her
>she sits on my face
>she tried anal for the first time
>I lasted 6hrs (fucking gooner)
>1000/10 would do again
>plan to meet again on saturday
>otw to destroy her uterus
>suddenly
>fucking motorcycle guy overtakes me like its GTA
>I hit him
>dude has no license
>mfw im the one stuck dealing with this
>9PM
>police report almost done
>guy still refuses to pay
>9:30PM
>she texts “I’m going to work”
>10PM
>report done, heading home
>told her im sorry that I made her wait
>next day
>she ghosts me
>no reply
>no freaky plans
>hey at least I scored 2 days after my bday
>pain, cooked.

its been a week after and shes still on my mind

>>33337734 (OP)
Even though it's bait, i can imagine such people actually existing, people who attench church yet act like the biggest degenerates ever...
>Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of My Father who is in heaven will enter. Many will say to Me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many [a]miracles?’ And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; leave Me, you who practice lawlessness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrs_xtE55Lo

I feel like I don't understand this, why wouldn't you just call her? "Hey I had an accident on the road, police is here and it might take a while" instead you make her wait and worry? And then hit her with "sorry you had to wait" that string of words always feels like the setup for a flimsy excuse even if it's true

>>33338152
>I feel like I don't understand this
Because it's a LARP dude lol just move on

>>33338152
shes the first person to know and I told her to go home instead but she waited near the place..

>>33338145
nah not a bait, it really did happen lol

also I called her after that day and she just ignored it

+ I dmed her on discord (desperate ahh) she also ignored that

she made me stop fapping for like 2 weeks straight when she ghosted me

im still attached to her lmao

oh and btw she removed me from her socials (discord, ig) she even blocked me on her spotify acc LMAOO

still contemplating if I should call her or try to wait for her when her shift ends irl (or is this a creep move)

maybe I should just download tinder again (or another dating app (bumble lol))

but fuck shes actually like 10000/10
appearance is probably 8/10
personality + kinks are 1000/10 lol

Was it your birthday turning 18 or birthday turning 19?

>>33339636
birthday turning 19

>>33337734 (OP)
>she tried anal for the first time
trust me that wasn't her first time lol