>be me
>Horny
> Want to jerk off
> dont have lube (I will never drybeat I'm not ripping my shit off)
> Use calamine lotion as substitute
...
> Instant regret

>It's been burning for about 8 minutes even after rinsing...

>My cock literally feels like it's freezing and burning at the same time...

Any other ideas to make it stop??

(On a plus side my dick now has a very fresh eucalyptus smell to it)

Take a dip in a glass of milk.