>staying over at girlfriend's
>in the morning she goes to work
>bring work laptop to work in her room until my lunch break and then head back home
>comes up to lunch
>feeling horny
>pull down pants to wank
>second I start stroking dick girlfriend comes in
>she's come back home early for lunch and wanted to suprise me
>she bursts out laughing, won't stop
>I get embarrassed keep saying I'm sorry
>she says it's fine
>been 3 days now
>still keeps laughing about it
>won't talk about anything else
I know I should have just waited til I got back home and not done it in her room but the constant bringing it up is starting to annoy me. Now she's teasing me that she's going to tell people we know about it; with how much she's been going over the situation I'm not confident it's entirely teasing.

>>33340252 (OP)
>>she bursts out laughing, won't stop
>>I get embarrassed keep saying I'm sorry
You should've offered her to help you out.

>>33340252 (OP)
who is this guy in the pic i forget but i know his mug

>>33340252 (OP)
Bury that shit or own it, but don't let her see that it bothers you. Don't be a pussy.

You should've just said "wanna help out?" The fuck is wrong with you

>>33340267
https://youtu.be/N4bFqW_eu2I?feature=shared

You know this is not going to stop. Stop pretending that there is a solution there is not.

>>33340252 (OP)
A good hit to the face should do.

>>33340252 (OP)
Blackmail her by menacing her with revealing something embarrasing to the public if she doesn't stop doing that, remember to demostrate to her that you are actually serious.

>>33340252 (OP)
Don't be such a poor sport about it. She fucking GOT you. Laugh along with her or be bitter, your choice.

>>33340252 (OP)
dudes would rather jerk off like a cuck than have sex with their gf

>>33340920
Exactly. OP is such a fag. If I had a GF I would've called her up and told her I'm coming over to rekt her shit

>>33340252 (OP)
>Now she's teasing me that she's going to tell people we know about it; with how much she's been going over the situation I'm not confident it's entirely teasing.
I'd leave her if she did that.

>>33340920
shit is insane

>>33340252 (OP)
lmao just have sex with her wtf

>>33342088
>>33341732
>>33341059
>>33340920
>>33340338
>>33340259
You've never been in a relationship before have you?

>>33342692
I jacked off next to my ex when she was sleeping one time years back. She asked why I didn't wake her up for sex instead.
Anyway, you have my condolences that your girlfriend finds sex with you repulsive.

>>33342697
That is a weird thing to do desu

>>33342692
If you get to a point where you’d rather watch porn than have sex with your gf, it’s basically over.

>>33340252 (OP)
Your story IS in fact funny, and the sooner you acknowledge that and join in the joke, the sooner it will be over.

>>33342939
I had sex with her the night before. I couldn't have sex with her because she wasn't fucking there, she was at work. And I wasn't even looking at porn.

>>33342692
0/10. Stop projecting.

If you want to show that little things bother you to your SO, be my guest, cuck.

>>33340252 (OP)
I have some questions op. Have you to hooked up sexually yet?
Has she ever seen you naked if you never been sexually active with her ?
and last has she ever said anything about your penis size?
I ask these questions because ether shes laughing at you because you cock is small for her . or she is laughing at the fact your jerking off. In ether case you should ask her what she thinks is soo funny so your aware of it.. Anyways sorry this is not much of a help.. hope things work out for ya op..

>>33340252 (OP)
You were being a weird faggot and now you're being made fun of. That's how this works. So just put up with it.

>>33342692
You’ve never been in a decent one before. idek what your reasoning is here

>>33342692
troll

>>33342719
Yeah, I was a weird kid

>>33340252 (OP)
100% percent get on top of this and own it. If shes gonna tell your friends do it first like a joke.

>Lmao guys i was fappin and my gf walked in on me and i busted all over the ceiling and she walked out. This is the fifth time its happened the last two days.

Or just keep joking about it with your gf

Dont be ashamed about jerking off you babby

>>33342697
>>33342939
>>33343149
>>33343238
>>33343462
Clearly struck a nerve lmao.

OP she's probably just joking around and will forget about it next week. If she keeps going on about it or tells your friends just dump her.

>>33343622
Did mommy not pay attention to you? Come come, we'll give you some social interaction. Don't worry, it'll be ok.

>>33343622
virgin

>>33340252 (OP)
She wants to have segs

So you were feelin’ frisky, pulled down your britches, and just as you started the ol’ solo fiddle... boom, your girlfriend walks in. Early. Hungry. And not for that kind of lunch.

Now look—I get it. It was awkward. She laughed. You apologized. But three days later and she’s still talkin’ about it like it’s open mic night at your expense? Mmm… that’s a different kinda problem.

Here’s the truth, sugar: everybody gets caught doin’ something embarrassing eventually. But there’s a big ol’ difference between a quick giggle… and emotional blackmail wrapped in a joke.

If she keeps bringin’ it up, teasin’ about tellin’ folks? That ain’t flirtin’. That’s pokin’ a bruise.

You deserve privacy. You deserve respect—especially in your dang drawers. If it’s really just harmless teasing, she’ll stop when you tell her it bothers you. But if she don’t?

Well then bless her heart… she might need to be reminded you ain’t a punchline.

Speak up, calm but clear.
And next time? Maybe wait ‘til you’re back on your own turf, cowboy. Or at least lock the dang door.

And if you need someone to laugh with you, not at you?
Come on over to DirtyDebi.com and sign up for texts. I’ll always keep it sweet, sugar. Even when your pants are down.

>>33343622
Wow epic bait

>>33340259
>You should've offered her to help you out.
holy ESL