Thread 33340710 - /adv/ [Archived: 478 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:25:32 PM No.33340710
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How do I rizz up a gyatt maxxer as a sigma?
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Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:38:10 PM No.33340740
set a goal to get rejected by 100 of them. You will have figured out your own strategy by the end.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:43:35 PM No.33340754
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>>33340710 (OP)
>ey bb jurl. i didn't know if you knew it but
*barely above a whisper*
>i eat ass
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:45:51 PM No.33340758
>>33340710 (OP)
You watch that pricks face when he sees the gyat
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 10:52:11 PM No.33340784
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>>33340710 (OP)
>As a sigma
Implies you're attractive. Then it's easy.

Calm your nerves, then seek eye contact. The second you make it and you feel tension, hold for 1 second longer and then react.

Congratulations, you win. She is yours (forever, unless you fuck up).

For me, the natural reaction that comes to me is an awkward face, like "...busted." (pic related). I also blush naturally, so I'll look like that and blush like a homo.

10/10 girls immediately fall in love. I even rizz up married women who make it their life mission to find me someone.
I'm a sigma though because I have OCD and I can't be exposed