How do we get der schooler back? - /adv/ (#33341142) [Archived: 533 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:37:00 AM No.33341142
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I miss him so much bros...
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:38:12 AM No.33341148
>>33341142 (OP)
Unless you’re in college or high school you’ll never meet him again. It’s over bro, you missed your chance
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:59:03 AM No.33341232
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:01:18 AM No.33341243
>>33341142 (OP)
Next best thing: Move to a college town.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:11:22 AM No.33341286
>>33341142 (OP)
He went back to college and he's spending time with his gfs now.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:32:57 AM No.33341374
>>33341142 (OP)
I never even heard about this guy. Why do you miss him?
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7/10/2025, 1:36:35 AM No.33341386
>>33341142 (OP)
He went to school and found a network and girlfriend. He's gone.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:51:24 AM No.33341442
>>33341142 (OP)
Der Schooler is a laugh riot and I miss him
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:55:37 AM No.33341452
>>33341142 (OP)
Wait for the next college semester
How could he be anything except an admissions councilor
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:59:00 AM No.33341466
>>33341142 (OP)
Even Howie seems to be gone

Instead we've got this new crazy person talking about how married men who have regular sex are incels.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 1:59:09 AM No.33341468
This happened over a year ago
>Walking down restaurant row in the local hip and trendy suburb. See two very pretty girls, both about 20, walking toward me and talking.
>"Excuse me, ladies, I am looking for [new ice cream place], do you know where it is?" [I know exactly where it is]
>The redhead "Oooh! I think it is back there (points where they came from) past where we parked! I hear it is great!"
>Me "Same here! My brother tells me the coffee is excellent, too. Neither of you have been there?"
>They both say no
>"Me "I hope it is good, where are you going, if you don't mind?"
>Busty brunette "We're going to [used book store]"
>Me "I have a book on order there! Mind if I walk with you?"
we all walked there, I got my book on WWII tank battles, chatted with them as they browsed the crafting books, talked with them about crochet (my mom crochets A LOT), talked them into going to get ice cream with me, got the busty brunette's number.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:03:20 AM No.33341480
>>33341374
based retard who insisted that the only time and place to meet girls or make new friends was in school and school only.

He would agressively try to gaslight people into thinking that whatever girls they met online or at whatever events or at work or whatever that wasn't school or school related actually never happened.

He'd ask for a fully detailed script of conversations as "proof".

He insisted that record stores didn't exist, and then months later when he eventually acknowledged that record stores existed, he doubled down on the fact that it's impossible to have a conversation about records at a record store. Or about books at a book store. Or about games at a games store. etc.

You can only go to school, find a hallway, and ask a girl what her classes are.

Check the archives. Bro was here for years.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:03:40 AM No.33341481
>>33341142 (OP)
What if he went back to school and fucking won?
>>33341466
Nah he's not gone, he just says
>how do i become creative
instead or something like that and then talks about how he can't stick to everything
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:15:47 AM No.33341540
>>33341142 (OP)
He either went back to school or killed himself, it's over.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:17:43 AM No.33341749
>>33341468
ICE CREAM STORY!
If Schooler isn’t banned it summons him!
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:35:26 AM No.33341798
>>33341481
>Nah he's not gone, he just says
>>how do i become creative
>instead or something like that and then talks about how he can't stick to everything
I got the impression that Schooler and Howie are two different people.
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 3:52:24 AM No.33341843
>>33341142 (OP)
It's all up to you know anon
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:23:35 AM No.33341931
my favorite thing of his was talking about how everyone at dance clubs are sitting at tables, and also you can't dance because of the meat wall
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:12:15 PM No.33343383
>>33341931
>meat wall
?
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:35:31 PM No.33344117
>>33341798
I meant that Howie still posts, der schooler is gone
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:41:47 PM No.33344523
>>33341142 (OP)
It's not possible to find der Schooler on anonymous imageboards. Der Schooler can only be found hanging around schools and playgrounds.