Ok so I'm a femanon who doesn't use much 4chan. I discovered it watching greentext stories and hearing about raids/internet events. I can be very shy, weird and awkward at times and I always had relationships with nerdy or chronically online guys (amost everytime virgins). I'm saying this because I don't wanna be called a "whore who only fucks chads" or smt. I'm not here to receive advice but to give it. A part from some expectations, most stories that I happened to read on youtube were so fake that they make me laugh. It's always either the women behavior, the relationship dinamics or other details that are noticeably bad written, unrealistic, fake . English is not my first language but I'm studying how to write screenplays and I'm a woman who also has had romantic experiences. Do you want me to help you write more realistic stories? If so, I will write my discord user down in a reply.
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>>33344955 (OP)
Tell me how to write a compelling story about a retarded bear trying to fuck a coconut.

>>33344975
ehehe I didn't mean that :P I mean more like:
"I'm a married man with children (that somehow has no better things to do than writing on 4chan...) but my wife doesn't want to have sex. I found out she's a gold digger and yada yada yada..."
or " I'm a lonely stinky virgin, but this beautiful girl came out of nowhere and I told her once she's beautiful and smart, so she is now my girlfriend".
I'd be curious to know how yours turns out tho !!

>>33345012
Easy.
>Be me
>Retarded bear
>See thicc coconut
>Try to seduce it
>Roar softly, do little dance
>Coconut not impressed
>Start trying to fuck it anyway
>Crack
>White stuff everywhere
>Mfw it wasn't even warm
How can I make this more realistic?

>>33345033
I don't have any experience as a molested coconut nor as a retarded bear. Your mom on the other hand seems to be quite dumb, fat and hairy. She could help you more than me.

>>33345042
You're a hack

>>33344955 (OP)
>Do you want me to help you write more realistic stories?
No. Have you tried /b? That might be more your scene.

>>33344955 (OP)
tits or GTFO

>>33344955 (OP)
Reddit type shit. Go away.

>>33345012
>"I'm a married man with children (that somehow has no better things to do than writing on 4chan...)
I feel personally attacked. Also post more bear pr0n.