Thread 33349301 - /adv/ [Archived: 929 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:10:12 PM No.33349301
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I'm feeling really depressed and lonely. I'm a virgin and I've really been craving the touch of a woman hard. Should I hire an escort? On one hand it seems awesome but on the other hand, I feel like it will hurt me even more. Like, giving my first time to a whore. That sounds horrible.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:13:06 PM No.33349310
>>33349301 (OP)
I did it and don't regret it. It feels embarrassing sure, but being a 30-plus-year-old virgin is even more embarrassing.
Also, you get to have sex. What's the point of avoiding the embarrassment if you never get to experience ehar sex feels like and die a virgin?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:14:51 PM No.33349317
>>33349310
I didn't mean feel embarrassed, I meant that it's just wrong. Like, morally wrong. I don't want that on my soul.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:17:12 PM No.33349322
>>33349317
Get a grip on your life or die a virgin, then.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:24:59 PM No.33349347
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Soul doesn't exist kid.
Just take some whisky before going to the brothel.
Then, you can sin freely...

If you're soul is immaterial, how could whisky, just a material liquid, affect it?

Have a good time anon.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:01:15 AM No.33349855
>>33349301 (OP)
dont do it, mayn
youre desperate now but once you lose it youll never get it back just do whatever u can to lose it first then bang whoever bro but its not worth it
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:04:55 AM No.33349871
>>33349301 (OP)
Are you another one of those 18 year olds who has already given up on trying to date women because of either no real reason at all or internet-insanity reason?

If you're like 40 years old go for it my dude, buy all the hookers.

but if you're just some 20something year old you're absolutely ruining your life.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:10:02 AM No.33349901
>>33349347
We are creatures of body and spirit. Of course they interact with each other.
>>33349855
>once you lose it youll never get it back
That disturbs me
>>33349871
I'm 27 and I have put in an effort to date. I've had a handful of opportunities but my personality always ruins it.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:54:47 AM No.33350424
If you only want sex then sure but you won't get genuine love and intimacy from an escort. You will still feel lonely afterwards.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:52:27 AM No.33350616
>>33349301 (OP)
>>33349317
You mean it won't be a genuine interaction, you will literally be paying a woman that profits off of men's most lowly desires to touch you, which is extremely depressing and degrading. You have to PAY a woman to touch you and that won't be great for your self esteem and it won't be out of a genuine mutual connection which is what you really want

I'm pretty sure that's what you mean. You'll feel empty after it
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:21:54 AM No.33350702
>>33349901
>>once you lose it youll never get it back
>That disturbs me
Do you think you will remember it even 12 months later? I "lost it" to an escort, years ago. Can't even remember when, don't even particularly remember the event to be honest. It's a nothing burger.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:12:02 AM No.33350876
I haven't been a sex haver in many years but your first time isn't ever going to be special, it's fucking awkward and you'll have no idea what you're doing. At least having sex with an escort your first time you'll be learning from a pro.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:13:39 AM No.33350881
>>33350616
>You mean it won't be a genuine interaction, you will literally be paying a woman that profits off of men's most lowly desires to touch you, which is extremely depressing and degrading. You have to PAY a woman to touch you and that won't be great for your self esteem and it won't be out of a genuine mutual connection which is what you really want

Idk I had sex for the 1st time when I was 14 and it was with a fatty, my only regret was breaking up with her few months after when I found out she lost weight and became hot lol.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:25:02 AM No.33350919
Hire an escort. See if she can help coach you to be more of a catch. You’re already paying her for sex, so don’t worry about embarrassing yourself.

You are honestly better off getting advice from a whore than the losers on here.