How to convince a woman I find that I am attracted to and my life? - /adv/ (#33350670) [Archived: 490 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:11:47 AM No.33350670
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I am a 23 year old zoomer who is so depressed and done with this dying world

I am just too scared to do it myself

I want a beautiful woman to do it for me

It’ll make my transition to the realm of eternal peace more pleasant

I want her to bash my head against a wall until I die

The question is, how do I ask her to do that
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:13:21 AM No.33350675
>>33350670 (OP)
*end
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:46:19 AM No.33350793
>>33350670 (OP)
>I want her to bash my head against a wall until I die
She could just sit on your face till you suffocate instead
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:47:31 AM No.33350798
>>33350793
I’ll take that
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:49:59 AM No.33350803
>>33350670 (OP)
I won't read suicide threads because they are always just some twit seeking attention.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:05:41 AM No.33350864
>>33350803
Thanks for the bump, faggot ;)
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:07:40 AM No.33350867
>>33350803
Nope, just a doomer looking for a way to escape this sad and painful world