There's this woman that sometimes talks to me at my local spot, she's a bit of a nut case but we have interesting conversations despite having different political views, also she's a dog mom that never bathes her dog she brings which smells horrid. I've never been more repulsed and attracted to a woman at the same time before. Has any bros here been in this scenario before?
>>33353142 (OP)you should fuck her, preferably in the ass
make sure her dog has an "accident" *wink wink*
>>33353146I'm probably autistic but the idea of a dog sleeping in my same bed is nasty and I'm not even that big of a neat freak.
>>33353142 (OP)She is head over heels for you.
Now, keep fucking her with your best ability until he puts her dog to sleep.
Good luck, retard
>>33353209I haven't had sex with her yet and I think she's into this other dude who's married.
>>33353228>I thinkwrong
She has baby fever RN. Put your seed on her and enjoy your sexslave.