how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

have a college degree and learn excel. that's a start.

I have one of those, but I have to go to the office. Is not as easy as it seems, but it is pretty easy.

Pivot Tables, Power BI, data analysis. Your best bet is the sales department.

>>33355007 (OP)
I won't read delusional threads by OPs who have no idea what they're talking about.

I won't read threads authored by zoomers addicted to roblox.

>>33356588
Roblox porn is great. You just don’t have good taste

>>33355007 (OP)
You have to be a woman.

>>33358293
true.

>>33359181
Is HR really that comfy of a career path? Can an autistic man really get hired as HR?

>>33355007 (OP)
>have some experience with customer service, at least 1-2 years
>apply to customer service position at a bank (most are hybrid anyway)
>deal with it for at least a year, it'll suck but it's job security, benefits, PTO and you'll be working from home most of the time
>network a little, apply to interest groups
>after a year, apply to another position in the bank, preferably off the phone (about 80% of positions at banks is just you doing 5-10 things on a computer per day)

>>33355007 (OP)
>>33363127
Also by "customer service" position, I do mean a call center position. If you can, avoid ever being an irl banker at a branch.

>>33355395
Which degree

>>33363127
>>33363137
As someone who has been working at Starbucks for the last 9 years, how much worse is a call center position?

>>33355395
You can lie about the degree as long as you know excel.

>>33359181
>>33362774
Also this. Change your name to female and use she/her. Not because you're actually going to transition but because it's fact that females get more calls back and they can't discriminate against trans people once you're to an interview.

>>33364986
Nobody gives a shit what degree you have, just make sure it's a 2:1 or higher (or whatever your country's equivalent is).

>>33365665
Working at a call center is better in pretty much every way.

>full time
>schedule that doesn't change (unless you want a better shift)
>don't need to directly face customers
>most likely get to work from home
>respectable pay
>can brush elbows with people higher up than you

Only real downside is that you'll probably be working more and no free Starbucks drinks.