Thread 33355529 - /adv/ [Archived: 887 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:16:23 AM No.33355529
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Am I stupid for not making a move when a girl matches me on a dating app, drives all the way to my place and literally closes the door behind her when she enters my room?

She brought her new kitten to show me. We talked for like 15 mins then she went home. Im anime protagonist levels of autistically bad with women. What the fuck was I supposed to do?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:18:23 AM No.33355536
Ask her on a date and try harder. If she's into you she'll accept your autism
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:07:01 PM No.33356632
>>33355529 (OP)
>brings her cat to first meeting
This is what happens when app-addled, subhuman, formulaic morons get their wish to meet a female version of themselves. They deserve anything bad outcome and disappointment but, being subhuman morons, they will never learn.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:14:37 PM No.33356657
>>33355529 (OP)
Make sexual jokes.
>this wasn't what I had in mind when you said you were going to show me your pussy but I'm okay with it
Dumb shit like that, it doesn't have to be that good, just make it clear you're okay saying sexual things.
It's fine ro not fuck on the first meeting but you have to plant the seeds so you can eventually plant your seed. This is really important.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:36:45 PM No.33356733
>>33355529 (OP)
Yes. Learn from it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:55:18 PM No.33356807
>>33355529 (OP)
She was definitely not expecting to have sex in front of her cat.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:55:14 PM No.33356967
>>33355529 (OP)
If she is at your place, you have a maximum of 10 minutes before you kiss her and have sex with her.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:22:15 PM No.33357172
>>33356632
You type just like the "I won't read" guy, but you didn't say the phrase.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:23:35 PM No.33357177
>>33355529 (OP)
The first thing you need to do is to realize the real world and relationships do not work like they do in anime. If she left after 15 minutes, you did something that she found off-putting which led her to bail.