Thread 33356117 - /adv/ [Archived: 405 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:43:17 AM No.33356117
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im 19 and my parents are kicking me out this week. I have nobody, i have no family to ask for help, i have no friends, i have literally nothing. no job, no money, no car, absolutely nothing i am starting from zero. what do i do? any tips/advice?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:58:27 AM No.33356149
>>33356117 (OP)
Look for places to live immediately

Walk around town and give out your resume to every single place you pass

Ask your parents to keep you afloat until you secure a place for yourself
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:11:29 AM No.33356181
>>33356117 (OP)
WHY, exactly are you parents kicking you out? What did you do?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:27:12 AM No.33356229
>>33356181
Does it matter? Bottom line is im being kicked out, and i need advice on how to proceed. No, they wont help me
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:29:07 AM No.33356238
>>33356229
If it’s because you’re a furry or anything tumblr adjacent then we can’t help you.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:29:20 AM No.33356241
>>33356117 (OP)
I question whether all of this is really true. You don't have a single surviving grandparent? No siblings? No cousins? Not one aunt or uncle? And why would your parents knowingly make you homeless? This is not adding up. Also, you're obviously not really in need of help, otherwise you would have mentioned which country you live in; we can't possibly help you without knowing that.

In the unlikely event that you're not trolling, the first thing to do is obviously negotiate with your parents. If you've done something to upset them, apologise grovellingly. If they're just sick of you freeloading, then ask if you could possibly stay on if you start paying them rent, and then very urgently look for a job.

If that falls through, you'll need to find a place to sleep. There is probably some kind of homeless hostel in your area, run by a charity or a church; do some googling. Longer term, there may be some kind of accommodation you can get from local government, depending on how urgent your case is (and where you live).

You'll need some advice about housing and whether there are any benefits or welfare payments you could claim in the short term. Here in the UK I would suggest going to a charity called the Citizens' Advice Bureau. There may be a local equivalent for you.

Then you'll need to start looking for a job. Here in the UK I would say go to your local Job Centre - again, I imagine there's an equivalent where you are. It's possible that you may also still have access to careers advice via your high school (or your college/university if you ever went to one). Get literally any job you can - waiting tables, stacking shelves in a supermarket, cleaning, whatever - and don't be proud. Once you're vaguely back on your feet again, then you can think seriously about what to do.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:31:29 AM No.33356249
>>33356117 (OP)
This can not have been a surprise. You knew it was coming. Why didn't you start preparing then?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:33:47 AM No.33356259
>>33356229
>Does it matter?
It matters enormously, because your chances of changing their minds depend strongly on why they're kicking you out. If you're just being a dick, then being sufficiently apologetic might be enough. If it's because you're a drug addict then begging them for help and volunteering to go to rehab might help. If it's because you tried to murder your dad, then clearly we're a bit beyond that. The more you tell us about your situation, the more likely it is someone will be able to suggest something that might not have occurred to you; by refusing to give details, you're making it impossible for people to help you.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:53:40 AM No.33356301
>>33356241
thanks, this was helpful atleast. i dont really know anything about the adult world, ive been a shut-in my entire life.
the next few years will be rough but it should be smooth sailing after i have enough money to rent some apartment right?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:01:15 PM No.33356330
>>33356301
It would be if the economy hasn’t been getting worse for the last few decades, with more and more optimization to funnel the benefits of society to the top
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:05:38 PM No.33356345
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>>33356117 (OP)
START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government. Make them pay and enjoy that too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfM

There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you anon taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:09:08 PM No.33356356
>>33356301
>it should be smooth sailing after i have enough money to rent some apartment right?
That might turn out to be a LOT more expensive than you're expecting. The first step on the ladder is to rent a single room in a shared house or apartment.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:11:24 PM No.33356365
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>>33356117 (OP)
I came from this basically and joined the air force, pretty sweet gig but it can take months to get a decent job. I quick shipped like week after as a fueler and now I travel the world and make pretty good money. Don't be a cop or aircraft maintainer they kill themselves like crazy.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:59:53 PM No.33356485
>>33356259
My parents found out I was having sex with my sister. I got all the blame and she was considered the victim even though she forced herself on me.
I'm basically excommunicated from my family now.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:37:33 PM No.33356568
>>33356485
Why, I do believe we're being trolled, anons.

Please take this to /b/.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:22:07 PM No.33356885
Sales job door to door. solar or roofing get a haircut and a polo shirt and some khaki shorts.


ask your parents for money for a hotel until you can pay for it on your own say u need enough for 5 days tops.
you will probably be homeless


this is your only hope
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:23:16 PM No.33356890
>>33356117 (OP)
How are they going to enforce this if you refuse to leave?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:25:20 PM No.33356897
>>33356485
How old are you and how old is your sister? be honest now boy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:01:03 PM No.33356973
>>33356485
nonce
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:18:24 PM No.33357006
>>33356229
It matters because if you can identify the root cause of your behavior that has you falling out with your family to the point where they kick you out then you might be able to work on it enough and make things better for yourself, or you could just convince yourself that you're always in the right, everyone else is in the wrong, and things just happen to you for no reason.
Get your documents like your social security, your birth certificate, and get a job asap. Go to a shelter, see if they can take you in, get a job, save up whatever you need to live with roommates, then build yourself up from there.
Easier said than done. You could also join the military. If you fail then at least you saved up a few thousand dollars.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:48:14 PM No.33357243
>>33356117 (OP)
As other commenters have noted, you conveniently leave out salient details.

You leave out inconvenient details because you have acted on impulse and immediate gratification, or neglected your development out of laziness. The solution is to form a long-term plan. That would be your salvation (certainly there are abundant role models adjacent to your situation) but you most likely won't do it and will only react with anger and disgust at my suggestion.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:51:47 PM No.33357469
>>33357006
the military is literally built for men who have fucked up their life beyond repair, it's like a get out of jail free card it's awesome. huge plus to start in your early 20s vs mid 40s and post 2 divorces as well. DON'T GET MARRIED AT ALL
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:56:30 PM No.33357487
>no job
Get one ASAP if you can.
Gyms are your go to for taking showers. McDonald's won't kick you out if you live in the hood+ buy something everytime you decide to bum in there
Uhhh that's pretty much all I can give you. If you had a car this would be easier.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:58:31 PM No.33357491
>>33356301
You need good credit + income for your own apartment nowadays. Something you don't have unfortunately.
Tips on how to use a credit card:
>spend only 20% of your limit
>pay it back before or on the due date to raise your score
>try not to take a loan out or get in debt
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:59:39 PM No.33357497
>>33356485
based
let your dad catch you having sex with her and stare him in the eyes