What are the steps I should undertake before I can officially have a gf?
Now I know I should take a woman on a date, but am not sure what to do afterwards

for a first date? nothing after. the best thing you can do is leave while she still wants more of you

>>33360517
Wont that make her lose interest tho

>>33360550
The opposite. If you really want to push the issue, wait a few days and hit her up about something else. If she's interested, however, there is nothing you can say to her to make her more interested. You CAN, however, kill her interest by being too eager to contact her (it comes off as desperate/needy).

>>33361014
And when I say hit her up about something else, I mean another date that you have planned. Texting should mainly be used as a vehicle to set up face-to-face meetings.

>>33361014
Shit like this only works to postpone something with a girl who doesn't really give a fuck and/or wants casual only

The mother of your kids won't get the ick from normal human behaviour

>>33361027
This may come as a shock to you, but women are capable of being 'on the fence.' Neediness is objectively unattractive, nothing to do with that fucking retarded ass zoomer lingo.

>>33361027
Newsflash, you're not going to determine "the mother of your kids" after 1 or 2 dates with her.

>>33360502 (OP)
grow up to be atleast 6'4, have a handsome face & deep voice, be rich, have norwood 1 brown/blonde hair & blue/green eyes. Simple as. Don't know why you incels have to indulge in so much word salad advice, complexity and gaslighting when it's that simple. Women are simple creatures built for men with simple tastes

>>33360502 (OP)
>not sure what to do afterwards
Benis in bagina.

On a first date? Anal sex.

>>33361123
based and whitepilled

>>33360502 (OP)
Take a shower, wash your clothes, put ony some cologne and rinse with some mouthwash.

>>33360550
She will if you do it for more than one date. Don't be like me and don't make the mistake of not trying to have sex with them ASAP. They'll think that you are a low-T loser or a homosexual and be put off if you don't act sexual enough.

>>33361301
But when I'm forward you guys call me a gooner coomer pornbrain, so which fucking one is it?

>>33360502 (OP)
Insert Tab A in Slot B.

>>33361531
You generally have to fuck them as soon as possible. I wouldn't trust the super conservative anons who grew up in a religious community. It doesn't apply to the general population at all.

>>33361531
Anyone that says 'gooner' should never be taken seriously.

>>33360502 (OP)
>What are the steps I should undertake before I can officially [anything]

>>33361123
What about the people who lack these things but have a girlfriend?

>>33362624
They have to put in a lot of work to become a public figure.

Bump

>>33361034
Idk man, my gf i been with for years rejected sexually like 5 times in a row the same night we met until she finally gave in. If I would have gave up the first time we wouldn’t be in love kek rereading this sounds so much worse than how it was

>>33360502 (OP)
>What are the steps I should undertake before I can officially have a gf?

You have to register formally with the appropriate legal office (In smaller towns, the police will do), pass a physical and pay your dues for the probationary period before being issued your official membership card and dating license.