Unironically, where do I meet women like this?

>>33360923 (OP)
Unironically, sitting on their phone on Instagram in public somewhere.

>>33360931
instagram?

>>33360923 (OP)
The video seems to imply that they smell like shit. So you want women who smell like shit and have armpit hair? Have you considered a family reunion?

>>33360923 (OP)
You know these types of women don't use deodorant or shower because they think it's not natural, right?

>>33360970
Yeah?
What kind of alt lifestyle is it

>>33361101
I don't know, but it's close to hippies or natural. I think of them as tree-dwelling elves.

>>33360970
I knew one girl kinda like this (she wasn't hippy but she liked nature, outdoors, new age crap and folk clothing), except she didn't post it on TikTok. She was clean, took a shower every day and used deodorants, only things she didn't like were makeup, piercings and tattoos.

>>33360923 (OP)
If you like hippy chicks then you need to check out regional burn events.
https://regionals.burningman.org/

>>33361279
That's a keeper then!

I had one, and she was unreasonably hot, but trust me OP, you don't want this.

Also, dude with the camera in the GIF is funny as fuck.

>>33360923 (OP)
Just go outside. They're there.

>>33360963
Lel

>where can i meet braindead fuckwits who are obsessed with social media?
Literally almost anywhere. At this point, finding women who don't fit the archetype is much harder.

>>33360923 (OP)

>>33360963
Pure pheromones, if they look like that then yes. I'd appreciate the fruit of her loins
We're going back to the caveman days maaaaaan!! Ancient Christianity in this motha, pre history knocking those 2 up then leaving like a real man to another forest to mark my territory and spill my seed. Like a Viking warrior GOOOOOD

>>33360923 (OP)
I won't read how do I get picrel threads. They are posted by basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, knuckle-walking, so-obscenely-obese-they-have-their-own-zipcode, app-addled, unhygenic (icky), subhuman morons that can't be helped.

>>33360963
nta but
>armpit hair le bad
Why is this? Aren't women supposed to have armpit hair? I still want them to wear deodorant but I mean nature sort of INTENDED for them to have armpit hair for a reason just like how nature INTENDED for you to be a fat balding bastard.

>>33363089
Not the anon you're asking but I don't understand it either. I am tired of pretending armpit hair on women is bad or ugly. It's hot as fuck and I don't care to lie about it no more.

>>33360923 (OP)
Onlyfans

>>33360923 (OP)
where do i find women like that? THIS is my type

>>33360923 (OP)
I thought it was a reference to this. It would have been funnier honestly.

>>33363089
>>33363219
Go back to r*ddit. Armpit hair is fucking disgusting on women

>>33363089
Nta, I can appreciate bush, but armpit hair dude? Do you like leg hair on ladies too? Maybe a penis as well?

>>33364676
>>33364782
I don't like body hair on a girl but I don't not like it as well. As long as it's a little. I don't want her to be as hairy as a guy; but, don't you think it's weird how you guys find some natural unnatural?

>>33360963
>So you want women who smell like shit and have armpit hair?
Mmmm woman smell....

Give me smelly gf. Give me bush gf. I wanna get lost in that fucking forest bitch. Eat that snatch like berries on a bush you will have to tear me off

>>33364916
Well humans groom and practice hygiene generally. The "natural" argument doesn't work because body hair is masculine and women are attracted to it, men are attracted to less body hair, psychosexually speaking. You are one of the few men in hundreds and hundreds of years that actually prefers it.

>>33363089
No, armpit hair on women is fucking disgusting. If women can have preferences regarding naturally occuring hair on men (like facial hair), then men can have preferences too, and armpit hair on girls is nasty. Doesn't matter if it's natural, plenty of things are natural, but we're civilized, and armpit hair on a woman is not. >>33363219

>>33365122
>because body hair is masculine
Because?
>You are one of the few men in hundreds and hundreds of years that actually prefers it.
I never said I prefer hairy women, just that I don't care if they're a LITTLE bit hairy (they face has to be hairless for me though).
>>33365134
A woman having hair is "fucking disgusting" to YOU but I simply don't care as long as it isn't her face or overly hairy.

>>33365175
>Because?
What?

Nigga you cannot change the overwhelming disposition of all of humanity toward clean shaven women. Like I said, bush is one thing, armpit hair and leg hair and shit is unkempt, ungroomed, unhygienic on a woman. Hairy women almost always smell like a fucking dumpster because it's a clear sign they don't take care of themselves.

>>33360923 (OP)
Whole foods and Target. Them hoes in droves.

>>33365367
>Nigga you cannot change the overwhelming disposition of all of humanity toward clean shaven women.
But I'm not trying to?

>>33360923 (OP)
asheville, nc or eugene, or

>>33365122
>Body hair is masculine
Bullshit. If this were true then women wouldn't naturally have body hair. It's written in a woman's genetics to develop hairy armpits at the same time they sexually develop. Armpit hair on a woman is a very feminine trait, because it's her armpit hair.

>>33360923 (OP)
Music festivals

>>33365695
this
lol @ virgins finding hair on women "disgusting". you wish

>>33360923 (OP)
Any rave ever
You will find hundreds of "alternative" "special" snowflakes

>>33360931
this

>>33360923 (OP)
Walk the PCT or Appalachian trail
Join outdoor volunteer organizations that do trail repair, animal rescue, or work with HORSES. HORSES. HORSES (they love horses).
Acoustic musical events and open mikes
Join a commune or collective: group living, naturalists, and ayurvedic lifestyle stuff
Join a church or cult then take part in outdoor activities, the women are all like this.
Find your local astrology needlework, yoga, meditation and young hikers groups

Those are the big ones for these types.

>>33360923 (OP)
I heard hippy/nature bitches prefer Indian (Brown) Chads, since their Gods are all nature like.