Should I get a car or a motorcycle? Which will get me pussy? Keep in mind my budget for both isn't high. Either I get a car from 20 years ago or I get a secondhand motorcycle, looking at a dual sport bike.

>>33364902 (OP)
Sorry but unless you're interested in dating highschoolers (which is actually pretty likely)a car or bike won't get you pussy.

Assuming you're an adult (because you have to be 18+ to post here). No one cares about your car as long as it's not a complete shitter. Your average woman has little to no knowledge on cars so why would she offer you pussy over something she doesn't understand?

>>33364902 (OP)
>Should I get a car or a motorcycle? Which will get me pussy?
No, just like getting the piano, the guitar, the leg elongation, the penis stretching, the grotesque muscle enlargement, the unnecessary jaw surgery, the hormone treatments, and a million other idiocies, it will not cause "pussy" to drop out of the sky into your lap, because you are a self-absorbed bore whose "thinking" is nothing more than regurgitation of what you absorb from popular media.

>>33364902 (OP)
Why would you buy a car to get pussy when you can just pay 100$ to a girl? You're not very economical bud.

get a 180sx or a miata or any popular bike n they'll drool. (they is me) but the hottest thing is being a normal fuvking respectable man. preferably with a job.

wtf is going on in that image

If you were in a car, this would have resulted in a messed up front end and a big scare but this guy suffered a "shattered right arm, 9 broken ribs, an extremely damaged right foot, a collapsed, lung and a wide variety of other issues along with a lifetime of trauma. Not to mention the years and years of therapy OT, PT & mental in an attempt to try to recover as much use as I can from my arm/hand and foot & in an attempt to get back to my old self"

This is the risk you take, are we supposed to feel bad?

>>33364902 (OP)
Definitely car

One thing I learned is that no woman will consider you if you don't have a car. Doesn't matter the age. You have no car and it's completely over for you, your family and friends even shame you for it. It's almost worse than being a pedophile. You know the disdain I get everyday because I take a bus everywhere instead of buying a fucking car?

>>33364902 (OP)
Women don't actually like motorcycles or convertibles. Every woman that has been in my drop top has told me to keep the top on because they don't want to mess up their hair. The same is true for helmets and a motorcycle. Literally only teenagers think it's cool, and only if they already think you're hot. For the record, I've gotten more compliments on my Jetta simply because it's new and clean than I ever got on my F Type.

>>33364902 (OP)
If you think anything gets you sugar walls instantly, you're the type to not get any regardless of what you do. Don't take it as an insult, it's just the truth.