> be me
> uni student taking online summer lecture during my internship
> spot girl in my discussion board, cute af, similar path, similar interests as me (seems like the perfect catch)
> reply to her post, she replies to mine as well
> lowkey want a relationship, but cautious
> labmates urge me to follow her insta
> follows back in an hour, wait a couple of days to dm
> replies in a couple of mins, dopamine spike whenever she replies
> have a couple of mutual followers (girls), who are good friends of mine
> one tells me that she’s a type-A hypocrite who talks shit behind backs
> friends say she roasted them about getting drunk during freshman year then blackout-made-out with randos (which they tried to stop her from doing)
> sophomore year chaos probably 10x worse

> immediately lose all romantic interest
> labmates advise “keep her on a mental leash, meet up then decide” (read: breadcrumb)
> feel guilty but do it anyway
> thinking of ghosting, so i do
> she double-texts right after I like her message and leave her on read for an hour
> proof of attraction.mp3

> i still think she's cute but i don't want to pursue a long term relationship with her (i'm still open to other people)
> convo feels like it’s going in circles
> put a hard stop on talking because I value my time
> hit her with the “we should talk closer to the semester”

> plan now is to put her in a situationship
> even if she ends up talking shit about me, everyone already lowkey hates her, so it’s my word vs hers
> still feel like an asshole but…yolo?

>>33365303 (OP)
>be me
>[tsunami of green text]
No and I won't read it. State you problem concisely and up front next time.

>>33365358
ok so my problem is there's this chick i want to date but i want to suck some dick on the side and i want to know how to go about that without getting found out
i'm not gay

You haven't lived unless you've had a relationship with a crazy girl

>>33365719
i already have had hookups with crazy girls, not relationships tho