Thread 33365471 - /adv/ [Archived: 532 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:13:48 AM No.33365471
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I need your advice. I'm 92 years old, and I want to get married and have kids. I have some money, but I'm unsure what to do. Also, this site is crazy!
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:56:12 AM No.33365580
As an 80 year man, nursing home's are the way to go if you want to clap cheeks.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:12:14 AM No.33365629
>>33365471 (OP)
>I have some money
Not that it would work in your age bracket but you could always try the "sugar daddy" route
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:55:07 AM No.33365774
>>33365471 (OP)
Go back to college and meet a younger girl. Just make sure your dentures are in and your diaper is on before you have a prune shart while talking to her.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:04:20 AM No.33365789
Kek best thread on /adv/ right now.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:04:35 PM No.33365948
>>33365471 (OP)
>some money
how much and where do you live
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:14:46 PM No.33365989
>>33365948
Over the course of my life I've managed to save $3000 dollars. I live in rural Oklahoma
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:23:07 PM No.33367524
>>33365989
samefag
>>33365629
>sugar daddy
Can this really happen? How long do you think it would take me to find a girl who wants kids?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:41:06 PM No.33367629
>>33365989
lol