I want to steal a guy's girlfriend from my church. What's the best way to subtly do it without making me look bad?

She looks like pic related

>>33367804 (OP)
unalive him and then frame it as a disappearance. Then you can swoop in and console your crush into sex

>>33367804 (OP)
>She looks like pic related
kys pedo

>>33367804 (OP)
You're posting on 4chan. It's not going to happen.

>>33367804 (OP)
Why do you even go to church you're clearly not a good person

>>33368025
Not OP but church is meant for sinners. It's a hospital for sinners, not a hotel for saints etc etc. Church is exactly the place to be if you're struggling to be righteous.

>>33368050
Okay well trying to steal some dude's girlfriend at church is like bringing wine coolers to an AA meeting

>>33368058
He won't do it. God is watching.

>>33367804 (OP)
God will punish you for openly plotting sin in His house. Confess your sins to Christ and repent before it's too late.

If you can, encourage her to do things that will make him angry. Don't directly say that, but get her to ask to hang out with you all the time. He'll tell her no, and she should automatically call him insecure or something. He'll probably yell at her, and when he does make sure to comfort her and tell her what a victim she is. She'll tell the whole church that he's an abuser or some shit, and then she'll be yours.
Of course, >>33367985 is probably right and if you need to ask how to do it then you're probably not capable of it. Also, >>33368025 and >>33368058 are also right, I don't care if church is "meant for sinners." You're like those dirty methheads that join recovery programs to take up resources so they can last long enough for their next hit to come along. You're why nobody takes Christianity seriously anymore.

>>33367804 (OP)
My pastor legit told us that he stole his now wife from the guy she was dating, how she left her previous bf for him. I think you can only get away with it if the relationship is weak and you are clearly a better option

>>33368257
Your pastor is most likely of protestant denomination, right? Lutheran, baptist, etc. It’s not surprising a heretic would boast about coveting women from other men.

>>33367804 (OP)
Unironically be kind and stop going for sex. Love her selflessly and unconditionally, even if you get nothing in return don't cease to love her. It will at least give her a proof that you genuinely loved her for who she was and not for the sex. Don't see her boyfriend as your enemy, be kind to him as well.

>>33368050
But what's the point of going to the hospital if you refuse to take medicine or listen to the doctor?
Jesus calls for repentance, he does not accept sin, but calls to stay away from it.
>“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.

>>33368277
Denomination has nothing to do with it, it's the type of humanity a person has.

>>33368763
That verse is meant for the heretics, the zealots, the Pharisees of the faith. The ones who say 'Lord, Lord. Did we not cast out demons in your name? Did we not prophesy in your name and perform many wonders?'. That verse. Christ tells them "Depart from me, I never knew you. You workers of lawlessness."

Self-identifying sinners do not cast out demons, they certainly do to around prophesying Christ, and they don't try to perform miracles or wonders. So who is Christ talking about? The run of the mill sinner - the degenerate - or is He talking about certain people in the church itself? The ones who show pride and contempt for sinners? The ones who think they aren't good enough or deserving of mercy or forgiveness? The modern Pharisee who presumes to know better than God, who tries to judge in His place?

That's who Christ is talking about. The sinner who thinks he is not a sinner, the one who spends more time condemning other people's sins and not his own. That one. That's the one who Christ rejects.

What's the point of going to the hospital, if the doctors who God has given a sacred duty to heal sinners outright refuse to do that and instead try to make the church a clique or a club?

>>33368060
It might be Gods plan

>>33368025
>>33368065
>>33368257
I missed the chance to talk to her while she was single when she looked at me, now the remorse is consuming me to the point of taking her from this guy, I have no choice but to try, the fact that she is a 10/10 in beauty doesn't make it easier either

>>33367804 (OP)
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that this isn't bait.

If you're serious about stealing someone else's woman, you have to do it with conviction and accept that you are doing something immoral - you're not going to do it without looking bad, or at least not if you have to ask how to do it on 4chan.
Assuming they're both happy together and there aren't any glaring problems in their relationship, you have one of two ways to do it. Method 1 is to drive a wedge between them, whereas Method 2 is to make yourself the appealing Option 2.

With Method 1, you can drive a wedge by either making the guy jealous and insecure enough to the point where she grows sick of him and leaves him. If he's not the jealous type or one to have a chip on his shoulder, then this probably won't work, but most men tend to be jealous to some degree. You can do this by befriending the girl you want to steal, grow increasingly present, and cause the guy to question your intentions without raising her suspicions - you want him to come across as the suspicious, jealous type. Alternatively, if she's the church-going Christian type, you play the bad boy and lure her into temptation. Women like to be taken on an emotional rollercoaster - being made to feel happy, sad, angry, or really any strong emotion. In your case, you outrage her to push her own boundaries and be appealing by appealing to her dark side.

Method 2 is you simply become the better, more appealing option than her current boyfriend. You want to worm your way in so that you befriend her enough so she knows who you are and are familiar. Then, wait for them to hit some kind of rough patch or disagreement and exploit it to drive a wedge between them. While they're going through a rough patch, you be the shoulder to cry on but not in a beta way. You be the security and masculinity that she needs which she isn't getting from her boyfriend in that scenario.

Basically, exploit women's emotions and drive them apart.

>>33367804 (OP)
>I want to steal a guy's girlfriend from my church.
Is she being held prisoner there?

>>33367804 (OP)