So I was gooning to some lesbian strap on and edging a fuck ton, then as I coomed the cook was so intense that I let out a loud "EHHhhhhhyy".
My grandma (live with my grandma) came and knocked on my locked door and asked if I was alright. I said yes and that I died in call of duty but she probably already knows. I quickly pulled up my shorts with my cum covered cock still partially erect and unlocked the door. I had to quickly whip out call of duty on my mobile phone to make my story seem legit. She smirked and gave me this weird fucking look like I swear she knows that I fucking busted the biggest nut but trying to be discreet. I am so embarrassed I don't know what to do. She probably already told my grandpa. I have noticed they have been acting kind of strange lately.

Help please so embarrassed

What advice would you like?

>>33367926
How to recover from this embarrassment

>>33367932
You don't

>>33367898 (OP)
It's a sign to clean up your act. Your picrel is a man, btw. You can't become a biological woman, you have to be born as one.

>>33367932
Do it again but louder this time.

>>33367898 (OP)
I REALLY don't think that's what your grandma thought. That is not something normal people think, like everyone around them is violently masturbating to porn. If I were in her position I'd think it was weird, but my first inference wouldn't be "porn."

Your life is clearly a wreck, by the way. Your ancestors built and created and explored, and here you are screeching as you jerk off to images of women you'll never even meet. You're going to squander your ENTIRE LIFE this way. The potential for your entire life is going to siphon down the drain and your response will probably to just whack off to even uglier porn to escape the realization.

>>33367932
Play cod mobile next to your grandma and reenact the noise after you die

>>33368451
You don't understand. I NEED to jerk off

>>33368593
Or better yet jerk off next to granny

>>33368451
>>Le heckin mastorbaton big yikes
My masterbation is not the problem it's trying to recover from this embarrassment. And if I had a gf this wouldn't be a problem but no girl even looks my way.
And at least I stopped gooning 5x a day to scat, Dutch oven, hentai, and gold shower Now it's 2 to 3times a day to lesbians, gangbangs, latinas, etc.

>>33367898 (OP)
I've got news for you. Your gramdma knows about sex. She even had sex

>>33369235
It's not just the fact that you masturbate. Everyone masturbates. It's the fact that you're clearly squandering your life.

>>33367898 (OP)
LMFAOOOO

Lmaooo, I've only done this once when I was like 14 years old. I was jerking off to Jinx from LoL rule34, and the orgasm felt so good that I let out a super loud "EUGGGGHHHH" in the middle of the night at like 1am. The worst part is that I shared a bedroom with my little brother at the time too, lmaoo. This story just reminded me of that.

Anyways, I'd recommend you just don't overthink it. It's not a big deal. The majority of people masturbate.

>>33368451
Say goodbye to his Iberian bloodline