I fucking hate sleeping. It is the worst thing in the entire world, worse than puppies being shoved into wood chippers. I dread sleep. As the day grows long, I start to feel anxious about what is to come. It must happen, do not do so would result in my biological demise. To avoid death I must sleep. So I get in bed, close my eyes, and fall asleep, and then it is morning. And the next day begins, which will end in this horrifying sequence of events. I have no trouble getting to sleep, I just hate it with a passion. I dream of a time when we have engineered a way for people to avoid having to sleep.

What do?

>>33369514 (OP)
You have anxiety dude, that's one of the symptoms. Seek professional psychological and/or psychiatric help.

>>33369514 (OP)
I like sleep, but I hate falling asleep. The sensation of slipping into oblivion is deeply unnerving to me. Whenever I catch it happening I jolt awake.

Do any of you think that adopting a polyphasic sleep schedule could help ease me? Do you have any specific recommended schedules to try?

>>33369514 (OP)
Some people say there are people in this world that don't need to sleep anymore. Investigate.

>>33369559
OP here. (Why this board of all things doesn't have IDs is a mystery to me)

I have never once in my life remembered or felt "aware" in the moments leading up to me falling asleep.

>>33369514 (OP)
I won't read yet another over-the-top, ragejak-picrelled rant filled with hyperbole. You just know it's just one more fool posting shit in his idle moments because he has nothing useful to do.

>>33369514 (OP)
im like this but for waking up instead.

>>33369514 (OP)
This shit will destroy you. I went years while my brain was developing staying up 2-5 days in a row most weeks and I have brain damage as a result confirmed by MRI. If this is like you, go to the hospital because if you do nothing you’ll end up like me.
>T.recent schizophrenia diagnoses

It was caused by extensive sleep deprivation and I am going to be like that forever now. Fix it before it’s too late. If you tell a psychiatrist your staying up two nights in a row they consider it an emergency and they will get you a prescription for a sedative.

>>33369514 (OP)
>puppies being shoved into wood chippers.
Is that widely available? Do they charge admission?