I just lost my virginity (Vaginally) and I blew my load all over my hookup's ass. This was about 3 minutes ago and she's still lying there with cum on her ass. What do I do next? Start cuddling? She's drunk so probably doesn't realize the sex was probably trash for her as I was a virgin and this was a club slut.

>>33370218 (OP)
That's your cue to get out of there.

>>33370218 (OP)
I won't read some subhuman moron's experience with a prostitute. You make your bed and you sleep in it.

>>33370218 (OP)
give her a cloth to cleanup
congratz... perhaps, although sex outside marriage is sin

>>33370218 (OP)
>This was about 3 minutes ago and she's still lying there
Why are you telling us? You should be texting everyone you know with the news.

The time you bust a nut is your que to get outta there.

>>33370218 (OP)
I can't even imagine what sort of mindset one has to have that immediately after losing your virginity instead of cuddling or smoking or getting food or even cleaning yourself up you immediately jump on 4chan to post a thread about it. Unreal

>>33370218 (OP)
Show her some memes. Bitches love memes.