Bench dwellers - /adv/ (#33374140) [Archived: 359 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:27:43 PM No.33374140
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Im from Spain and i have a situation regarding a group of Morrocans that sit on a bench all day in the small park in front of my house

Among these Moroccans there is an Indian guy who was my colleague in school and is now my friend. One day, i was taking out the trash and he called my name. Naturally i went to shake his hand and speak with him for a bit, but noticed the others looking at me funny and semmed like they were making fun of me.

Then, on another day, while i was taking out the trash again, my friend wasn't there with them and i don't know them. they started calling my name as if to make fun of me. Because of that, i ignored them and went on my way.

Today it happened again, only this time they took it up a notch being more insistent. Ignored them again since they are in a group.

How to deal with them since a direct street fight confrontation doesn't seem like the smartest move since they are 7-9 dudes and i am alone, and they will most likely gang up on me infront of my own house. Police is out of the question too since they come every night to them and they do nothing.

One day they will cross the line and if i have to i will confront them and fight them right infront of my family house. However i wanted to post this so you guys can give some advice regarding the situation *PIC NOT RELATED*
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:15:06 PM No.33374356
>>33374140 (OP)
Just carry a pistol for self defense.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:21:05 PM No.33374380
>>33374140 (OP)
>there is an Indian guy who was my colleague in school and is now my friend
you sure about that
> Naturally i went to shake his hand
is he your friend or the HR guy at a job interview?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:21:29 PM No.33374382
>>33374140 (OP)
have you tried going over and talking to them? maybe?
you said it "seemed" like they were making fun of you
would they really fuck with you in broad daylight?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:24:58 PM No.33374401
> I’m from Spain
As in this situation is happening in Spain?
Why has your Indian “friend” not told you anything about them? Did he not stand up for you initially?
Are you on speaking terms with anyone in your neighbourhood? They’d be better to ask for help.
Have you gone down to the police station and talked to them about this escalating harassment? Not called, but talked in person. It doesn’t matter if they won’t do anything about the muzzies. I’m assuming they’d at least tell you the legal limitations/liabilities of your situation and it would start an evidence trail. That’s if you can make them document your complaint.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:30:24 PM No.33374418
>>33374356
Guns are ilegal in Spain, plus this isn't a life or death situation, just some deadbeat sand niggers
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:32:41 PM No.33374425
>>33374380
When i said i went to shake his hands i meant to greet him by going and shaking his hand. Pretty common greeting move everywhere in the world.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:35:05 PM No.33374433
>>33374425
I have literally never shook hands with any of my friends.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:37:09 PM No.33374440
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:37:13 PM No.33374442
>>33374382
Ever since the first time they called my name in a "making fun of me" tone i started ingoring them and let it slide since they are buddies of one of my friends, but if the next time persist i will go and talk to them.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:39:29 PM No.33374451
>>33374382
>would they really fuck with you in broad daylight?
No of course not, autistic people only get teased or scammed during the moonlit hours of the night.

>>33374442
yeah man, go talk to the pack of 9 immigrants that know your name but you know nothing about, it'll be great. They'll probably have a great investment opportunity for you.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:41:51 PM No.33374460
>>33374401
Yes it's happening in Spain. When i went to greet my indian friend they weren't openly making fun of me as for it to be clear and having to say something, plus im not entirely sure if it was about me or they were just talking about something else.
My neigborhood is a suburb full of grandpas and grannys, otherwise those moors would have long been gone if i had someone.
In regards to the police i don't think it has to come to that, next time i will go and speak to them and update this thread when i do
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:42:57 PM No.33374465
>>33374433
Well you get the point, i was greeting him
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:48:29 PM No.33374493
>>33374418
>Guns are ilegal in Spain
carry a sword for self defense
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:21 PM No.33374499
>>33374451
I wouldn't consider them the pack of 9 immigrants i know nothing about, i know some of them but i don't know if they know me, plus i have the indian friend as the middle man.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:58 PM No.33374502
>>33374460
If your gut is telling you they are dangerous, going down to the station to talk about your options and filing an official complaint with the police is the correct option. You can’t get in trouble for it and if anything happens (to others too, not just yourself), that record of harassment and fear for personal safety could make a difference.
As for elderly neighbours, I assume they don’t like having a bunch of fighting age foreign males loitering in yelling distance from their doors either. Some must have younger relatives and some of those might be nearby. Have you talked to any of them about these guys?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:50:27 PM No.33374506
>>33374465
I thought the Spanish did the thing of kissing each other on each cheeks but not actually kissing

anyways it sounds like he's more their friends than yours if he's just hanging out with them and you gotta give him a manager's handshake.

not even like a cool urban wigger handshake where you like bump shoulders and snap fingers together
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:51:29 PM No.33374511
>>33374499
>i have the indian friend as the middle man.
famous quotes before disasters
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:58:06 PM No.33374542
>>33374506
Shaking hands is the traditional greeting for friends or strangers, at least in Europe. It isn't cool or not cool, it's standard. We remained good friends after highschool, atleast for now.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:02:12 AM No.33374558
>>33374502
>Have you talked to any of them about these guys?
I would but they are most likely normis who would prefer to get stabbe by a nigger rather than be racist.

>going down to the station to talk about your options
I don't think it's one of those situations, hopefully.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:10:16 AM No.33374578
>>33374502
I forgot to add, have you talked to your Indian friend about his Moroccan buddies’ poor behavior? If he won’t help you, then you are not his friend, you are merely an acquaintance.
And it sounds like others have been complaining about them and the police sometimes begrudgingly come by. Still, do your due diligence and report, but talk to neighbours and find younger men through them to convince these guys to find a new park to loiter in. I fucking hate how these corruptures are intentionally tolerated by authorities and treat the public space as their living room and bathroom.
From my cursory search, self defense laws in Spain are cucked and the police won’t intervene u til after a violent crime has been committed, so you have few options to solve this problem as an individual.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:19:46 AM No.33374599
>>33374558
See
>> 33374578
If they’d prefer to be stabbed then who’s been calling the police over multiple times? They are old and can’t personally defend themselves, of course they are going to be normies in public to avoid conflict.

> not one of those situations.
You won’t know that until it is too late. Again, you cannot get in trouble for building a case beforehand and you are not the only one bothered by them. Don’t be atomized and paralysed.

You cannot fix this on your own. File a report with the police and talk with your neighbors. There should be zero Muslims in your neighbourhood, period. It doesn’t matter if they aren’t literally raping and pillaging you at this moment. They don’t belong and it is only a matter of time before they feel comfortable in expressing their true natures. You are already staring to see the cracks in their facade. You are a young man in a group of geezers, take responsibility for this.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:19:59 AM No.33374600
>>33374578
The police come everyday to them between 12PM-1AM, sometimes they make them leave but other times they don't do shit bcs spanish police are useless cucks.

A police cruiser actualy pulled up at them right now as im typing this, they will most likely search and identify them and be on their way like every other night. Will update if they send them on they way
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:23:49 AM No.33374608
>>33374600
Then go out and talk to the policemen about them. Ask how many have complained and add your own.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:34:58 AM No.33374635
Don't listen to the jannies telling you to talk to the police, they're gay.
Look, you sound like a pretty awkward dude and they're trying to get a reaction from you. Men who aren't retarded and gay cajole each other. Just because it feels like they're kind of making fun of you, doesn't mean they're mean or dangerous. You have three choices, you can ignore them like a virgin, you can speak to them like a normal dude, or you can confront them like an autistic Chad.
Study the entire character summary of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory. Next time they speak to you B-line it over to their bench, and in your most autistic retarded voice at a volume audible to any woman within 50 feet say, "HI I AM ANON YOU ARE FRIENDS OF PAJEET, I PRESUME? I LOVE THE BIG BANG THEORY." Then without listening for a response describe Sheldon's character and why he's so appealing. Start hashing the plots of each episode, explain how you don't understand the jokes but you like it anyway for Sheldon. When they look like they're desperate for you to leave, make them suffer. The trick is to make yourself seem actually retarded.

You pull this off Anon and you'll never hear from them again. They might even find a new bench.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:37:55 AM No.33374644
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Sorry, I forgot to post a pick. Anon, give them what they're asking for, so much more. You can do it. Your autism is palpable.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:49:02 AM No.33376490
>>33374140 (OP)
police
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:31:37 PM No.33377179
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>>33374440
Would that even work?