>Tall, attractive, fit and muscular
>Trained many skills, learned languages, read countless books
>Worked in filth and endangered himself for fun, trained strenous martial arts
>Conditioned his body for pain and struggle
>Confident, domineering, dangerous
>Has no friends, everyone's a "one-dimensional caricature NPC"
>Rejects women's advances because its not on his terms and they show their ugly side, or is too lazy to chase and date because not worth the squeeze

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>>33374990 (OP)
OP you are none of these things and are simply coping with your loser status.

>>33374990 (OP)
Stop repeatedly posting this.

>>33374990 (OP)
>>Tall
bro is 6 feet even
>>is le modern day dangerous martial arts warrior and is super cool and manly

those are just the characters he plays, IRL he's quite zesty. He doesn't have any experience in any martial arts, he's a Hollywood screenwriter whose main hobby was/is Dungeons and Dragons.

>>Rejects women's advances because its not on his terms and they show their ugly side, or is too lazy to chase and date because not worth the squeeze
bro had 3 kids with a mexican model

>>33374990 (OP)
he only presents one side of a story when narrating to others

He has a small dick, so he chose masturbation and lives in fear some women discover his secret and ruin his self-image.

It's not over.
It never began.

>>33374998
It's this dude that just got hired at my job. We work a warehouse, he talks back to the manager I don't know how long he's gonna last. Also he's almost always wearing headphones either playing house trance or something called georg solti? Dude's been putting together shelves with an electric drill like a robot for 2 hours.

>>33375035
pic unrelated.

>>33375615
I just met him.

>>33375944
Bro he says he's got a 7x5.5 incher.

>>33374990 (OP)
>Tall, attractive, fit and muscular
That opening phrase can be sung to the tune of The Girl From Ipanema.