Besides a life insurance policy and giving away some possessions, what are some other things I should have covered before I off myself?

>>33375638 (OP)
Life insurance doesn't pay out for suicide and milk isn't good for you you dumb cat. You fucked this up just like you fuck everything up and now you have to live.

>>33375651
>Life insurance doesn't pay out for suicide
yes it does

>>33375651
It does but generally it's after 2 years of policy being active.

>>33375734
Depends on the terms, some never do. Some 2 years. Some 5 years.

Sorry letter + tip to the poor man cleaning up your corpse

>>33375638 (OP)
Like that another anon said, check if you insurance policy covers suicide. Also, write a will of you own any assets, car, etc.

>>33375794
Only really a car but makes sense.

>>33375651
Insurance doesn't pay out for anything

>>33375638 (OP)
pooks do u wanna die together?

>>33375671
>>33375734

Post the terms of your life insurance policy and i'll show you which language disclaims suicide.

>>33375638 (OP)
Give some serious thought to how that'll make the people in your life who love you feel before you go through with it, and ask yourself how you would feel if one of your parents, brother, sister, or friend committed suicide. Might be easier start exercising and going outside.

>>33376068
NTA but what if you even exercise and get vitamin D, but still suicidal due to some other factors?

Wait until you die of old age is the most important one.

>>33376028
>Post the terms of your life insurance policy and i'll show you which language disclaims suicide.
I've never held a life insurance policy in my life, so I wouldn't know.

I DO know, you retarded faggot, that I received life insurance money after the suicide of a family member and that money wasn't magic fairy money

Hope this helps!

>>33376116
Are you sure it was life insurance and not the proceeds of a pay on death account?

>>33375638 (OP)
My advice is to make a bucket list of things you'd want to experience. See how many you can check off, consequences be damned.

>>33375638 (OP)
Write to absolutely everyone you know saying "It's your fault."

That's what they're going to think anyway, which is one reason why suicide is an obscenely selfish act.

Make it look like an accident, that way the insurence would give less problems and it will be easier on your love ones.

Run into a court room with a murder case going and say you have evidence that will prove the suspect innocent

>>33375638 (OP)
When I made a similar thread, I got a permaban lol. Fuck this gay earth. Gonna kms.

>>33375638 (OP)
I won't read suicide threads because they are ALWAYS simply some moron seeking attention.

Yet you'll post in it. Curious.

>>33376103
You'll feel better than sitting around being a lazy fag whining on /adv/.

>>33376068
I already do, live in bumfuck nowhere and go for walks in our backfields. It doesn't really help alot, if anything it kinda makes it worse during summer because I don't do well with extreme heat and it's been infested with mosquitos and ticks.

>>33376068
This may sound horrible, but i genuinely don't think i'd be missed by those close to me. I'm kinda just the family hermit who keeps to himself, if anything they'd probably be relieved i'm gone.