Thread 33376830 - /adv/ [Archived: 291 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:37:37 PM No.33376830
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Okay so last year, I was admitted into the hospital after a car crash. And I was unconscious for about five or six hours.

I woke up without my clothes but a hospital gown.

Do you think the female nurses might have fondled my penis to try to guess like how big I am when I'm erect?
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Zach
7/17/2025, 2:39:10 PM No.33376836
No, the male ones raped you.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:41:12 PM No.33376839
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Maybe they jorked it
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Zach
7/17/2025, 2:49:19 PM No.33376854
>>33376836
Now the trolls are getting Zach language. XD Hahahah
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:54:05 PM No.33376864
>>33376839
horrible gum to teeth ratio
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:55:46 PM No.33376870
>>33376864
I think itโ€™s a great pic
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:06:20 PM No.33376904
>>33376870
Just one of those things that's a bit disturbing. Like when you see some dude with a golf ball sized growth coming out of his skull. Or people with vitiligo and their hands are not the same color as their wrists.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:08:59 PM No.33376913
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>>33376904
What is it with black people and vitiligo? Itโ€™s not that interesting.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:27:46 PM No.33376965
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>>33376913
I don't think it's exclusive to blacks
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:46:55 PM No.33377039
>>33376965
Why is she so hot? I want to lick her face.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:14:59 PM No.33377109
>>33377039
kek
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:30:41 PM No.33377178
>>33376830 (OP)
Was there lipstick on it?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:52:38 PM No.33377270
>>33377178
No :(
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:06:46 PM No.33377312
>>33376830 (OP)
>Do you think the female nurses might have fondled my penis
Hahahaha! Good try, Shakespeare, but I still won't read it. I'll give 1/5 gold stars for effort.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:22:53 PM No.33377917
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>>33376830 (OP)
you lost your wizard privileges
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:46:21 AM No.33380116
>>33377917
is that a trauma friendly euphemism for virginity?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:45:49 PM No.33381623
>>33377917
What?!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:44:40 PM No.33381800
>>33377039
I'll tell you why. It's because the asymmetric nature of the vitiligo highlights the symetrical features of the face. It's why guys wear a single earring or why a scar across the face can be hot. The symmetry of the underlying face is what is attractive.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:51:07 PM No.33381830
i wasn't even in an accident, i just got hit by a drunk in April and within 10 minutes of me being in a gown there was loob in the asshole and the doctor was "circling my tailbone looking for fractures" with fingers

if you have seen kill Bill that is basically how hospital staff regards patients as their own harem, while you're there

also when you do a colonoscopy it's ALWAYS the anesthesiologist you are looking at and the other 3 or 4 doctors in the room who are the gay looking ones who are behind you. they NEVER let themselves be seen before the propofol tuckers you out
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:59:36 PM No.33381880
>>33381800
Nah she just has an attractive female face.