I was pulled out after driving over the speed limit. Once the police officer confronted me, I got out of my car, hijacked the cop car and drove off speeding. I hit a few cars and was eventually stopped and apprehended by police.

They took me to jail and I was bailed out by my grandma. I am currently on bond but on house arrest and I am allowed to use the internet.

I need serious help. I don't know what to do anymore. I am facing a very lengthy sentence. I don't want to go to prison.

Are these threads just AI slop?

Is there something that upset you about the situation?
Could you explain it to me? Tell me what they did to you to make you feel so strongly that you acted this way.

>>33376951 (OP)
FFS, you must be 18 years old or older to post here

>>33376951 (OP)
Sloppy fiction. Those crimes don't add up to more than 5 years tops.

Get a lawyer and try to defend your schizophrenia.

>>33376951 (OP)
I won't read creative writing exercises.

>>33376951 (OP)
No one gets 20 to life for speeding or even stealing a cop car or even crashing the car or multiple cars.

You must be 18 to post here. I have a hard time believing you're even over 14 honestly.

>>33376951 (OP)
Keep a little bit of Vaseline smudged behind your ear. Everything will be okay.

Just a heads up to everyone in this thread who keeps replying for some reason, you can't get life for a car accident where nobody dies.

It's poor, low effort bait. Ignore it and move on.

>>33377447
>. Ignore it and move on.
Yes sir, Captain moot.

>>33377447
Idk, I think hijacking a cop car is pretty fucking serious

>>33376951 (OP)
>bonded out on felony fleeing and eluding

>>33378327
Yeah, I'm sure a person who hijacked a cop car totally got off on bail and is able to post about it on 4chan.

hell