hi advice, i know you won't think i'm a woman but whatever. anyone know how to get bigger tits? excercises / foods / etc. im so close and 10k dollars away from just getting implants but i want to try anything natural i can first. im 18 and 34C / 36B if that matters. ... sorry for the vaguely nsfw post too but i just want to look more girly after the toll my ED took on me

Gaining weight or Pregnancy are your options.

>>33378676
i've been thinking of getting pregnant but unforunately i'm a femcel and men don't touch me.

any advice for gaining weight? i go to the gym every day so i think i can lose it all in my stomach / face

>>33378656 (OP)
>i just want to look more girly after the toll my ED took on me
What the fuck does that even mean? Erectile Dysfunction? Fake tits look gross and are an abomination to God. Don't do it. The only way to make your tits bigger without gaining a ton of weight is to get pregnant. Your tits will get bigger, and stay bigger, while the rest of your body rebounds. You sound like a troon though, in which case you can jump off a bridge and maybe you'll be a woman in the next life.

>>33378688
I can assure you, there are men who will want you, morbidly obese women with no personality at all see reproductive success.

Spot reduction with weight loss doesn't exist, you'll have to gain some fat elsewhere too. Boob gains from pregnancy are usually retained even after going to a normal weight.

>>33378694
Eating disorder

>>33378694
>>33378694
are you a super retard. it means eating disorder. i lost the fat in my tits (and the rest of my body) but i regret not just working out instead

>>33378702
i can't tell just go on craigslist and go "looking for [all my desireable traits a man bc i won't abort} to get me pregnant dw i won't make you pay child support" though now can i?

>>33378717
>Join dating site
>Spend weekend sifting through men, talking to ones you find desirable
>Be upfront with what you want
>Start hopefully fulfilling relationship and get knocked up
Like it is not hard.

>>33378735
let me break it down a bit for you to explain why it is hard for me

> 18, no job, no driver's license, mid body
> can't meet up with men because they might just kidnap / rape me in their car

pause the green text. obv my goal is getting pregnant i wouldn't care about getting raped but i am currently a virgin and wouldn't want my first time to be getting raped

> even if i join dating app, mid face and mid body make me a 4 so wouldn't get matches
> my type are semi-toned men with cute faces who like getting dom'd (impossible to find in my state)

maybe i really should just get fat

>>33378656 (OP)
I won't read suspicious inb4 threads.

>>33378656 (OP)
Fat transfer would probably be better than silicone implants

>>33378656 (OP)
>getting implants
just don't
>gaining weight
don't either (unless you're recovering from anorexia or something)

just go to the gym. a woman who isn't fat, with a beautiful toned butt, has the world at her feet

men who say they prefer tits to ass are coping because they can only pull single moms or fatties. everyone knows that

>>33378688
>any advice for gaining weight?
Eat more calories.
>i go to the gym every day so i think i can lose it all in my stomach / face
That's not how it works. You can't gain weight in selected parts of the body. Your body decides where to put the fat, and it's usually all over.

But if you have an eating disorder then of course you *need* to gain weight anyway.

You may find developing your pectoral muscles helps a little.