Hey. Let's skip my stupid sob story. Is there some guide out there? I need a suicide method that's relatively painless, hard to chicken out on, and, this is the big one, affordable on a homeless guy's budget. It's been a lot years 4chan.....help me out here. Last thing I'll ask of you, promise.

>>33378886 (OP)
>homeless
>drives chrysler 300c
are you black, anon?

>>33378895
It was 1500 bucks and I'm still paying the bank for it. It's out of gas and guna get repoed in few weeks. But I guess you got me, it could be worse. I guess getting dumped and thrown out 10,000 from home and all of my family and friends turning their backs on me isn't so bad if I get to have a big black cock, or whatever your point was...
Things guna die anyday anyway

>>33378933
go to homeless shelter, try and get a job in the trades, rent a room for a while and go from there anon. you have a car, you just need a job and shelter.

>>33378886 (OP)
http://textfiles.com/fun/suicide.txt

>>33378970
I did go to a shelter, some dude pissed on me while I was sleeping the first night, so I decided to sleep in the car in the Walmart parking lot. I have a job, but getting into an apt here is, absolute cheapest humanly possible, 1200 with deposit, even the fucking ppl subletting on roomies are charging 8-900 buck deposits, for some fucking reason. I've been trying and failing to sleep in this 95deg car for 3 weeks now, I'm exhausted and ready to give up, not just because I am pennyless and will need to somehow save every penny I make for like a month and a half, without spending shit to survive, so probably more like 2 months ....
No the real shit is my family disowning me for moving across the country to be with a trans girl I meet online like 2 years ago, only to have my best friend stab me in the fucking back, go around spreading lies about me to our friendgrp, and convincing the trans gf in question to dump me and throw me out on the street. I want to die because I have nothing, no one, no hope, and the vice is slowly closing in on me, and no matter how drenched with sweat I am every day when I get off work, I'm killing myself just to run in place and prolong my suffering. I don't wanna live on this gay earth anymore. So you guys guna help me get out or just recite canned, empty platitudes at me

>>33378985
Thanks homie. Ur a real one.

>>33378995
rent a room in a house anon. ones near me are 500 dollars a month, dallas area. you can power through this, don't get the doomer mentality fren.

>>33378999
Tom
Segura lookin azs.


Drive your car into a fuckin tree moron.

>>33378886 (OP)
Get a studio apartment and part time job and learn to eat lentils and canned alaskan salmon o algo instead