I've been a neet since i was 18 and i'm 25 now and my parents told me they're kicking me out unless i pay them 1k every month starting next month.

wtf do i even do? i have no idea even how to go about getting a job

also i'm male so i can't just ewhore myself unfortunately

>>33381054 (OP)
>i have no idea even how to go about getting a job
for the quickest turn around, go to a staffing agency

>>33381054 (OP)
>I've been a neet since i was 18 and i'm 25
I won't read any further. Btw, your parents did you a disservice by putting up with you for so long (but no, you don't get to blame them for the rest of your wretched life).

>>33381054 (OP)
Do you have work agencies in your cunt? If yes then shoot your shoot.
Open internet today, ask chatgpt to write your cv, download or pirate some programs to make it decent.
If lack of work experience is a issue just lie, write that 1-2 years ago you were working in some entry level job like facotry work, gas station or some shit like that. Then if all is good you will get a job, tell your parents that you found a job and you will pay the moment you will get first paycheck, you will hate your job but you will have to endure it for a month, after that you will get enough money to pay off your parents for +/-3 months and during that time you will be able to find better job or figure out something else.

>>33381054 (OP)
might be time to rope