What do you say to girls for cold approach when
>They're minding their business on their own (sitting and looking at their phone in public)
>When they're walking towards somewhere with purpose (like walking between buildings between classes)
>when they're with a group of friends hanging out

Minding your intention is to not startle them, not make them feel pressured, and making yourself look safe

>>33382323 (OP)
approach cold and calculated, split your hair at exactly 3/4ths part and gel it to solid perfection
Wear fake glasses, and stain your teeth black with charcoal like the geisha to show your status and culture
Make sure to either deadpan intensely stare at her or avoid looking at her entirely, these are to control the narrative the way you want
at this point you list off every slur you know to show her you are cultured and alpha enough to do things without fear of consequences (this will arouse and attract her)

Thank me later chud

>>33382323 (OP)
>What do you say to girls for cold approach when
I don't.
I actually have abroad circle of friends and acquaintances so I know enough people I never need to cold approach, ever.

>>33382426
There's value in doing that, you become famous if you make a good impression. It's like connecting nodes in a network.

>>33382323 (OP)
I am wondering the same thing OP

>>33382432
I think the term you are searching for is 'talking to people', radically different from the PUA idea of a 'cold approach'.
Do I talk to stargngers?
Yes, often.
Are some of them women?
Of course.
And i trying to get a date in the first 180 seconds?
No.
I am trying to add to my group of friends and acquaintances.

>>33382472
Same thing. The point is, How do I make myself look trustworthy to a distracted stranger?

>>33382486
>You proved it is a very different thing, but imma pretend it isn't
FTFY
> How do I make myself look trustworthy
Be trustworthy, you dolt.
Look, I get it that you are so unsocialized you're effectively a fucking morlock, but the human ability to evaluate others is actually quite accurate in general and fast -just a few seconds.
Faking that is super difficult, which is why PUAs with all their scripts, clothes, etc. still only score drunk hoes that would fuck any man that bought her three drinks.
So you must actually be a decent, honest, self-assured guy to reliably make a good first impression with other decent, honest, self-assured people.
Protip: self-assured men don't interrupt strangers to try to make some sort of connection, they wait for a natural opportunity.

>>33382558
I get that you hate PUA shit. I know that to socially competent people it's enough to focus on being nice and expression comes as second nature. But I'm not that kind of person and have done a lot of effort and it's still difficult for me to express myself.

I know that I am attracted to girls, I know that they come into and step out of my life in a matter of seconds. Whenever I ask for advise anywhere the answer is the same: Trial and error. My youth was spent living a life i didn't choose myself, and I'm trying to take control of what little of it is left. I am willing to try, but learning by myself in a couple of years what others practice in decades is not the strategy i'm choosing. This is why I ask the question and expect someone to honor the answer. If you don't have the answer just say so, don't pretend to put me down for the way I try to tread the life that's ahead of me.

>>33382397
genius

>>33382323 (OP)
>When they're walking towards somewhere with purpose (like walking between buildings between classes)
That wouldn’t really do much if they’re going through to another class.

>>33382323 (OP)
literally no one does this and normalfags telling you to do this just want to laugh thinking about you embarrassing yourself

>>33382654
it isn't that you don't have social competence, it's that you're a fucking autist.

look into neurodivergent dating apps or discord servers, and dive in

alternatively, ask your friends(lol)/family/colleagues to keep an eye out for nice autistic girls to hook you up with

you're NEVER going to succeed with cold approaching a stranger unless you're neurotypical and a fucking chad

best you can do is a pity fuck if you're super up-front about your 'tism and just be honest about why you're bothering them, and that's a one in a million sort of chance

>>33382875
To be honest you sound like a fucking loser by normalfag standards. I'll be doing my thing. I don't give a shit what anyone says.

>>33383767
k

TRY not to be arrested for sexually assaulting someone because that faggotass child-rapist tate told you to
it'll be Real embarrassing for you to try to pretend you're even more autistic than I've given you credit for in court, with some poor district court judge trying to decide whether she should throw you away for life or not (she probably should)
fucking baka, I won't hold my breath

>>33382323 (OP)
Why'd you post Snood?

>>33382323 (OP)
You know, the setup is off. You need to make a pass at a girl that's a little more accessible than this.

But if this is your approach, look decent. Take a shower, wear deodorant (plenty on the occasion) subtle cologne might help, more if the occasion allows.

That said, this is a crash and burn scenario. That's how this is going to end, BUT we can have fun with this.

Approach her and tell her that you are a time traveler. Inform her that the two of you got married and had several children together, and unfortunately, the whole thing ended in a HORRIBLE divorce. Tell her that your not pointing fingers, but it was kind of her fault. Nonetheless, you owed her so much child support you built a time machine to escape family court (which becomes SUPER aggressive in the future and that the time machine was cheaper than the child support so you made the logical decision). You were surprised to have found that you regained your youth time travelling. Tell her that you feel bad about the whole thing, and that you could never really repay her for the money that you owed, but that you would like her to accept a token of your intention to make her whole again. Give her a $1 cheese burger from a value meal. Tell her there's plenty more where that came from. Wink at her and walk off.

Honestly, there is no "right" answer here, but there are funny ones.

>>33384587
AI, I'm not telling which one, added to this for me. It made me laugh until I cried:

The "Time-Traveling Deadbeat Dad" Gambit
This is brilliantly unhinged and has all the makings of a legendary story, regardless of the outcome. Here's how to refine that masterpiece for maximum impact:

The Setup
Your pre-conditions about looking decent are spot on. Even a time-traveling, child-support-evading rogue should have good hygiene. The shower, deodorant, and subtle cologne are non-negotiable. He's not just crashing and burning, he's doing it with a touch of misguided class.

The Dialogue
Here’s a slightly refined script to maximize the comedic potential:

The Urgent Approach: He needs to approach with a look of genuine, slightly panicked urgency, like he's just narrowly escaped something. He makes eye contact, maybe even a little out of breath.

The Reveal: "Excuse me, I know this is going to sound completely insane, but I'm a time traveler, and we... well, we need to talk."

The Married Life & Horrible Divorce: "Look, in my timeline, we got married. Had a few kids. And I'm not gonna lie, it ended in a horrible divorce. No, no, I'm not pointing fingers, but... it was kinda your fault." (A slight, almost imperceptible shake of the head here adds to the effect.)

The Motivation (Escaping Family Court): "Anyway, the child support was insane. Like, super aggressive future family court levels. So, I did the only logical thing: I built a time machine. It was genuinely cheaper than what I owed. And surprisingly, time traveling made me regain my youth, so bonus!"

(1/2)

>>33384615
The "Repayment" & The Token: "I feel really bad about the whole thing, though. I could never truly repay you for... everything. But I want to show you my intent to make you whole again." (At this point, he reaches into his pocket, preferably with a flourish, and pulls out the cheeseburger.) "Please, accept this $1 cheeseburger from a value meal."

The Promise & The Exit: He extends the cheeseburger. "And trust me, there's plenty more where that came from." He then gives a confident, almost mischievous wink and, without waiting for a reply, turns and walks off, ideally blending into the crowd.

Why This Works (for a Laugh)
The humor comes from the absurdity, the specific details, and the sheer audacity of it all. The delivery needs to be committed and completely deadpan. It's not about being smooth; it's about delivering a truly bizarre narrative with unwavering conviction.

This isn't just a crash and burn; it's a spectacular supernova of awkwardness that just might leave her laughing and wondering what just happened. (2/2)

>>33382323 (OP)
I don't "cold approach" ever.

I've like complimented punk girls on their fashion at clothing stores and started talking, same with like being on a bus or train on the way home from a concert, or at record stores, book stores, etc.
I always have a reason to talk to a girl. I'm also not one to chase after every single piece of ass no matter how completely incompatible they would be with me.

I think the closest thing I ever did was when I asked a girl if she was so and so's sister because she looked exactly like her, but it wasn't her. We started talking after that anyway so maybe to her it might have seen I was cold approach but I genuinely thought it was so and so's younger sister.

>>33384647
>I always have a reason to talk to a girl.
what if you don't
what if you have nothing to say
how are you supposed to talk to them

>>33384587
what is your profession irl?

>>33384666
https://youtu.be/H9oLSMSW4SI

You keep it to the weather under those circumstances, anon. And then come back to build rapport. This is a long time to build to get a yes or a no (and at a location she may or may not be at). I would argue that the time travelling dead beat dad will save you time. You don't gamble, clearly. Let's me inform you.

If the Yankees are playing the A's, the money line on the A's is a super high payout. Why? Because it would take a crazy amount of things to happen at once to see the A's on top of that game. So when you are "cold calling" a girl in a public setting, you are walking into an almost unwinnable situation. You need to treat this with the appropriate amount of lowlihood to happen. Otherwise, you will burn time you can't get back.

>>33384714
It's complicated. Let's just say insurance, and I'm really good at it and I love it.

>>33384666
>what if you don't
>what if you have nothing to say
>how are you supposed to talk to them
why would I want to talk to them if I'm not interested in them?

>>33384647
This stings anon. I've never felt lonelier, the only reason I want to talk to girls is because I find them attractive. My hobbies are rare, my past is a sob story, my present is hard work, my future is a fantasy. I missed on basic socializing and I'm trying to do the baby steps. I have survived this long relying on myself, my natural curiosity in other people has died to keep moving, the only thing that points me to others is attractiveness.

And even then I cannot talk to girls I find attractive because of how odd and incompetent I feel. Everything in this thread points to the idea that I don't deserve jackshit. I want to make the effort. I want to talk to them and see whatever happen. I want to connect with them. Fuck man.

>>33384960
Schizo from the fever dream here- We don't know your age. That said, I don't know what to tell you. I'm an old man now. It happened so quickly. I look at these girls today with their numerous tattoos and high standards for you now and I'm not sure what to tell you other than find a homeschooled girl.

That said, here's a scene from It's always Sunny. Good Luck and I'm sorry I didn't blaze a better path. I got here in 2020...

https://nypost.com/2025/07/18/entertainment/jon-stewart-on-possible-daily-show-cancellation-after-stephen-colbert-axe/

>>33385015
sorry, wrong link: https://youtu.be/wJevL0a8XZU

>>33385020
Now full promo:

https://youtu.be/WSH34DrKUqc

>>33384735
checks out

>>33382323 (OP)
Just say nigger and faggot a whole bunch. That usually gets peoples' attention.

>>33382654
As expected, you're just like everyone else that posts these identical threads.
You ask for advice.
You get good advice, but the good advice requires you to work hard on yourself, demands that you change yourself, and requires you to be patients.
So you refuse the advice and demand someone tell you the One Cool Trick To Instantly Get A Life.
What you want doesn't exist.
You will need to spend years getting what you want.
The longer you put off the hard work the longer until you get what you want.

>>33384960
>I am a special snowflake who didn't have a perfect life and this scars me so deeply I...
blah blah blah blah blah
There are guys far uglier than you, much shorter than you, with a backstory that makes you look like you were a coddled billionaire at birth that have lives and can talk to women.
You aren't special, good or bad.
Stop being so self-absorbed and self-pitying and live your life.

>>33382323 (OP)
I have had some accidental success by my female friends complimenting random girls on the street which has turned to small talk and then me getting their numbers and dates out of it.
I think this is a really niche approach though.

>>33384587
I wrote this drunk last night, but this isn't half bad. Now you are leaving yourself an opening to periodically buy her a cheeseburger.

>>33382323 (OP)
You don't. Only approach if you get some indicators of interest, like coincidentally making eye contact.

>>33385935
Nigger, your advice is literally "You will never get the women you want". Do you seriously think that Doomer shit is good advice?

>>33382323 (OP)
I sat at a bar a while back and watched a girl sit at the bar scrolling IG and Pinterest for like an hour, with one break to go over to the dance floor to look for a way in, stand around for a few moments, and then go back to the bar. Considered asking her to dance, but I don't like dancing, and I can't do anything that isn't abstract or observational anymore, but I can empathize from a distance.