Thread 33382616 - /adv/ [Archived: 310 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:00:02 PM No.33382616
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How do I cope with being mogged by my 7 year old cousin? Picrel is him. He already has a chad jawline and lots of friends at elementary school and plays soccer I guarantee heโ€™s not a virgin by 15. What the fuck do I do? Can I stunt his development out of jealousy?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:02:08 PM No.33382627
>>33382616 (OP)
>Hating a 7 year old for having potential
You should kill yourself, OP
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:02:49 PM No.33382630
Start putting HRT in his milk or whatever
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:08:43 PM No.33382649
>>33382616 (OP)
>Can I stunt his development out of jealousy?
You evil human being. No... you evil subhuman of a being.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:10:47 PM No.33382655
>>33382630
>Poison him
You can go ahead and kill yourself too
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:16:49 PM No.33382674
>>33382616 (OP)
Kids are skinny, that's why their jaws stick out. You've still got about 10 years before even the most fringe of adults consider him attractive.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:48:41 AM No.33383037
>>33382655
You can go ahead and go back to wherever you came from. Nigger.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:52:02 AM No.33383048
>>33383037
>Defending children
>This fag has a problem with it

4chan, ladies and gentlemen
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:54:18 AM No.33383055
>>33382616 (OP)
male zoomers having autism for jaws is the funniest shit of these modern times

even "mewing" like was there not a gayer-sounding term for training your Chad Jaw Muscles? mew mew :3 imma kitty kat! *pounces on you*
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:24:45 AM No.33383167
>>33383055
Kek this. Zoomers are gay.