Anons. Anons. Anons.

About 7 months ago, my toilet clogged. It's still clogged. The thing is, for autism reasons I never told anyone…and proceeded to shit in the clogged bowl, in the shower, the sink, on the floor..everywhere. While trying my best to unclog it with my hands and augers and plungers and all kinds of stff that never worked. Fast forward to today they say they're coming in to inspect it tomorrow and show to the new tenant. Needless to say they CANNOT see it. But what do I do? How do I hide this fact?

>>33383582 (OP)
First step is clean the shower, sink, etc. to remove all trace of the shit

Second, scoop the filthy contents of the clogged bowl into a container of some kind so the bowl is clean enough to work with

Third, try plunging it again. Remember, the instroke on a plunger should be gentle, the out stroke (pulling up) should be sharp and quick

If that really doesn't work, bunch up towels that you're okay throwing out around the toilet. Then take a wrench and unscrew the bolts on either side of the toilet base, then pry the toilet off. Now you should have just the exposed soil pipe and you can try the auger in that

It's over, pack your bags and relocate to Siberia if this is real.

>>33383582 (OP)
Anon you lunatic why didn't you shit in trash bags like a normal person?

>>33383582 (OP)
Bro, what brand of toilet is it? They're not all made to the same quality, some flush stronger than others. Is the tank filling to an adequate height? You need a strong flushed or the shit just gets packed in the toilet p trap

>>33383582 (OP)
I have a good solution but it's a crime and my god you could fuck it up if you do it wrong and I'm 100% sure you would

Kidnap an old lady from a nursing home and convince the landlord that they're responsible for the mess due to a combination of incontinence and dementia.

>7-month clogged toilet
Let’s see a picture OP