HOW TO CLEAN OUT YOUR EARHOLES - /adv/ (#33384894) [Archived: 285 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:04:13 AM No.33384894
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I just gave myself a great ear cleaning or "lavage" using my usual simple method, and now I can hear much better! I am going to give you some detailed and unsolicited advice on how to clean out your ears, because I really do know better than you on this topic! Keep this in mind the next time you have an ear all plugged up.

Have you ever had an ear all plugged up with earwax? Maybe tried chemicals, standing in the shower, using a Q-Tip or (worse) a toothpick or something like that? Don't do that! In general, you can (and should) safely blow the earwax out of your ear using only three things: one of these blower tool things, warm/hot water, and patience. Nothing else.

If your ear is all plugged up, the essential tool is one of these rubber/plastic blower things. If you buy a kit with other parts, you can safely throw the rest out. In fact, I recommend doing so, only keeping the blower. What you want to do is to get the blower and get a chair and get near a sink where you feel comfortable and can be by yourself a while, tilting your head as needed. Take off your shirt, if you're doing it right you're gonna get wet. The problem is both physical and thermal: there's a chunk of sticky crap (earwax) in your ear, and you want to remove it. You can soften it up with warm/hot water, and eventually "the big turd" will pop out. This takes time, but if you keep consistently blasting it with warm enough water, it'll pop out. It goes like this.

1) Take the blower and maybe a chair, and get comfortable near the sink. Safety first. Get warm-hot-ISH water running, not too hot. Fill the blower. Blast your ear gently, testing, making sure not too hot. Adjust temperature up until it's pretty warm/hot, but not scalding of course.
2) Once you're at a decent comfort level, keep re-filling and keep blasting. Increase pressure and temperature without causing injury. Just keep doing it, again and again. You will eventually feel crap coming loose. Done!
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:05:43 AM No.33384899
>>33384894 (OP)
Ears are self cleaning, time wasting tardo.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:12:14 AM No.33384927
>>33384899

False, repeating the results of a lazy search! Many people routinely require earwax removal, and I've just provided the ideal method. The one time I went to a clinic as a kid to get an ear lavage, they did pretty much the exact same thing, only with the ear-dish thing and cooler water. The trick is to find the warm-hot sweet spot with the water and then pump with enough pressure to really start knocking crap loose, but not being too aggressive as to cause injury or pain. Exactly like I said, I really do know more about this than you!
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:29:31 AM No.33384984
There have been times I heard thrumming/fluttering "helicopter" type noises in my ear, felt a sense of pressure, and tried to clean my ears like you described. Nothing came out. The next time I was at the doctor for something else I asked them to look in my ears and they said they looked clean as Hell. I guess tinnitus is just a motherfucker sometimes
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:13:07 AM No.33385414
i use q-tips dipped in warm vinegar. fight me.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:20:19 AM No.33385427
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>>33384899
then why do these exist, Einstein
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:20:26 AM No.33385428
Will this unblock my ear? Srs
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:22:20 AM No.33385433
I want to do this but I’m a pussy. I’m worried I’ll bust an eardrum or smth
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:36:15 AM No.33385469
>>33385433
You're not going to unless you physically puncture your eardrum, even then it's hard to get to
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:37:18 AM No.33385474
gonna try this in 15 minutes, will report back
too cheap to see a gp
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:38:54 AM No.33385478
>>33385427
these are the best to clean an ear.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:41:28 AM No.33385484
>>33384894 (OP)
You can also clean your colon with that tool.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:33:17 PM No.33385705
>>33384927
>False
But no.
>>33385427
Jews?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:46:31 PM No.33385735
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Picrel is unironically the best, would recommend
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:01:51 PM No.33386818
>>33384894 (OP)
Honestly, this is a terrible idea. If your ears are seriously blocked then urea/peroxide ear drops are all that's needed.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:41:22 AM No.33388359
>>33385474
did u died