I've had this slampig a while, shes a mexican girl, I've been fucking her for years, and I'm thinking of just saying fuck it and dating her. Every girlfriend I get has been completely insufferable, to the point where I inevitably cheat on them with her. She isn't what I normally look for at all, shes 300lbs, 5'10" kinda ugly looking, fat pot belly, big ass jew nose, hairy bitch, but she's chill as fuck, appreciates the tiniest gestures (I bought her Doom the Dark ages not too long ago and shes been glazing me like I bought her diamonds.) I'm sick of dating, and she's always been this constant that is comfortable, familiar, and we do genuinely get along, and I like doing nice shit for her, I find her attractive enough to fuck her... so I'm thinking of just saying fuck it and asking her to be my girlfriend.
>>33387352 (OP)Kek. Aight man if you like obese hairy bitches then yeah go for it. Can't say I'm jealous. Enjoy your fat mutt Walmart children.
>>33387352 (OP)I'm tempted to blame your prior relationship failures on you for being a cheater. But screw it, you deserve a constant comfortable and familiar person to call home. Cuz that's real love bro. It's peaceful like that. Just be good to her yeah? Don't fuck it up. Don't cheat her like you did the others.
thing you have to understand is that is still her single/desirable/putting effort in weight and look.
if you lock her down, she is still going to diminish from that point like any woman
>>33387540I'm brutally honest with her, she knows when I'm dating / fucking other women, shit she's actually been a total bro about it.
>>33387586everybody diminishes when they get locked down, personality, what she does for me is at just a high point that her phoning shit in, will still be better than any girlfriend I've had, chicks phone it in fast and hard when they know they can snap their fingers and get any other fuckboy. The only thing I'd say I have issues with is she is kind of dumb as a post, and I do like a woman who I can have deep conversation with about politics or life in general, but honestly, most girls I date can't seem to anyway, they try, where she just defers to me... but eh.
>>33387352 (OP)>slampigI stopped reading. OP is a subhuman moron with zero self-respect.