Thread 33388256 - /adv/ [Archived: 279 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:55:33 AM No.33388256
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Ok so I've kind of grudgingly come to terms that bush is back, not a huge fan but I deal with it.

My girlfriend however just tried to push boundaries beyond what I'm willing to accept. So she has a bush, I guess she kind of keeps it somewhat trimmed but not a huge fan. I would be way more comfortable with it being at the very least trimmed very short, but like I said whatever. But we were out doing yardwork together, kind of bantering a bit and I guess she must have somehow got really turned on. When we got back inside she is undressing taking her pants off and telling me how horny she is. So I'm like cool, let's go shower and get cleaned up and I'll go down on her.

But she is like trying to say she is really hot and bothered and wants it now and was like already taking her panties off, and kind of tackled me on the bed. Remember, we had been working out in the yard, it was all sweaty and wet and her pussy hair was matted down. It was not at all appealing. I'm like no, I'm fucking doing that until you clean up first. She was trying to push my head down trying to tell me "eat my pussy babe", like she is 5 foot nothing just ridiculous there is no way I'm doing that. I'm not negotiating, I flat out refused and she got all fucking butthurt about it.

Like it's normal to clean up a bit before sex if you do shit like work out, go to the gym, get really dirty. I don't understand her problem. Would you do this? It's worse with the bush because all that sweat and her pussy juices get trapped with the hair. I really don't think I'm in the wrong here.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:58:54 AM No.33388264
>>33388256 (OP)
I like dirty sex and bush so I cant relate. As a fellow man I would say you should have ate her pussy and taken a nice long sniff before doing it too. But as your libtard advisor, you dont have to do anything you dont want to do, and your girlfriend has to respect your boundaries and vice versa.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:03:17 AM No.33388275
I swear there was an article not too long ago that a lot of women didn't want oral sex because they were afraid of the odor. What happened?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:41:59 AM No.33388361
>>33388256 (OP)
The one thing I most hate about the lockdowns is it brought this bullshit back after bare had won the battle. I honestly still can't believe we went from basically all women shaved or waxed to now almost none do. We didn't really know what we had.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:01:11 AM No.33388417
>>33388361
Bush looks better
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:20:25 AM No.33388490
>>33388264
I second this anon in opinions re: bush and actual advice that your gf is in the wrong for not accepting your boundaries
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:03:56 AM No.33389924
>>33388256 (OP)
you are a massive faggot
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:13:40 PM No.33390874
Women don't suck dirty cock. Why should men be expected to eat diety pussy?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:17:07 PM No.33390890
>>33390874
I would
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:38:39 PM No.33390960
>>33388256 (OP)
Kek. Bahhahahahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:34:16 PM No.33391182
>>33390890
You'll never be a real woman though.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:11:31 PM No.33391322
>>33391182
Whatever helps you sleep at night
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:27:50 PM No.33391381
>>33388256 (OP)
Faggot
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:37:58 PM No.33392396
>>33388256 (OP)
you're fucking gay bro sorry but then again I have a sweat and scent fetish
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:44:35 PM No.33392432
>>33388256 (OP)
>Would you do this? It's worse with the bush because all that sweat and her pussy juices get trapped with the hair. I really don't think I'm in the wrong here.

Got no idea how you don't get worked up when you describe that. That's ideal, absolutely I would and prefer my woman that way. Bathed in her own pheromones and sweat, nice untamed bush.

I don't think you're wrong for disliking it tho. Not gonna call you gay or anything. You probably just got a sensitivity for smell and taste. Probably more overwhelming to you than it is the next man.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:00:23 PM No.33392503
There is the in between trimmed, semi bush master race.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:04:35 AM No.33392804
>>33388256 (OP)
it is fucking gross when you have a gf with a nasty pussy. Most of them look nasty. Like a goopy drooping axe wound. My first gf had such a nice pussy that smelled like flowers. I didn't know what I had. Every single one since has been a hairy unkempt smelly mess. I'm lucky if is smells like sweat and copper. most of the time it smells fucking NASTY. Not only have they stopped shaving, most of them don't use soap on their labia when you are ABSOLUTELY supposed to.

Most ancient cultures of men would NOT eat pussy. Only the biggest cucks did that. It's an act of submission, and I dare say, we should be good Romans again. That is only for shoving things into.

It's gross and remember these are basedcucks who are proud to be circumsized that you are talking to rn and would happily lick her asshole too.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:22:12 AM No.33392871
cute girl here! homegirl should care more about how she tastes and smells for her man! ew! shave that thing! also... kinda hot if the guy just don't give af and eats that thang anyways tho hahaha...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:53:46 AM No.33393209
cute negress here!! sheeeeit nigga, shoulda ate dat shit forreal forreal. be a man lil nigga.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:50 AM No.33393520
>>33388264
god i hate you smellfags like you wouldnt believe. theres a lot of women that smell fucking awful when they dont shave or at least trim down there. Maybe you're one of the ones who likes the musk, but its not for everyone. Every girl ive gone down on that has a larger bush always smells like sweat and urine, and not in a good way. On a hot day this could be made to be so much worse. Also I dont like having hair in my mouth. Different people like different things. I'm not a fan of bush or particularly strong odors, but you fags are almost always out here calling people a fag for not wanting to deal with it.

nothing wrong with it OP, but you gotta deal with the consequences and the fact that you and your gf might not be sexually compatible. you're gonna have to have a conversation with her about it. Explain that you dont like it and offer a compromise, maybe some sort of hygiene or grooming thing you do/don't do that she'd prefer it if you did. If she absolutely refuses to shave or even trim or wash before expecting oral and you don't want to do that, then its not going to work in the long run. Theres nothing wrong with either of you wanting those things, but if you cant come to an understanding it will cause a lot of problems in the future.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:26:43 AM No.33393546
cute nigger here!! i love bouncing my blk ebony dark chocolate robust CHOCOBUSSY on that bwc with dat bush sheeeeeit