Whats the foreign legion like? - /adv/ (#33391316) [Archived: 245 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:08:07 PM No.33391316
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Im considering joining the Ukraine foreign legion once I've expended all other options here in the UK.

I just want to know how Ill get there? What should I bring? How is combat for someone with no military experience? Etc.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:39:30 PM No.33391433
>>33391316 (OP)
Dumb idea, especially since Ukraine has lost the war already and all that remains is for the jew to be removed and whoever gets in control to capitulate to Russia. The country is being dismantled and it will cost hundreds of billions to rebuild what's left.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:55:54 PM No.33391506
>>33391316 (OP)
LOL
really? after watching them get their shit kicked in for 3 years straight?
at least consider joining the other side:
>lower chance of dying
>attend a victory parade in the near future
>get the citizenship of a real, functioning country
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:14:13 PM No.33391596
>>33391433
>3 day military operation….
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:35:29 PM No.33391684
>>33391433
Quiet, pidorashka. Go get cubed.

>>33391316 (OP)
Contact the embassy. They have a whole pipeline for you to go. Yes, they're still taking people, but you have to have documented military experience.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:48:24 PM No.33391752
>>33391316 (OP)
You're likely to die whithin the first few days even if they do take you.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:02:47 PM No.33391825
>>33391752
True, but at least I can say that I was in a war.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:13:38 PM No.33391874
>>33391825
You won't because you'll be dead. This isn't like the wars of the past. You won't even be going out in a blaze of glory, you're probably dying anonymously to artillery
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:39:31 PM No.33391987
>>33391316 (OP)
Just fucking immigrate to the states and enlist. Youll get better training, more toys to play with, and helluva lot better pay. Service even fast tracks your citizenship.

T. USAF airborne linguist
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:02:41 PM No.33392095
>>33391874
I kind of know that anon. Im just sick of living in my own country. I feel like a fucking alien around my own countrymen, and I have to live with some stupid decisions I made in the past that cost me a lot. I hate being me and I hate that i have to live with this shit. I hate the fact that I couldn’t serve in my own countries military because of some bullshit that I couldn’t control (medical). I hate that people around me have done things with their lives and achieved things ( gone to uni, have a stable career etc) and i’m still stuck in the fucking mud. At least if i go to Ukraine I can be proud of that, at least I can say I did something with my life and been in a war. How many people can say that? How many people can say they have that experience? If i die, i die. My life fucking means nothing in the grand scheme of things. At least Ill die in land that I have no ill feeling towards, because i try my fucking best to be british, i try to be loyal and do the right thing and I keep getting fucked for it. Why should I be loyal to a country thats not loyal to me? And the funny thing is I used to be patriotic, I wanted to die for this country but then I grew up and I realised I have nothing in common with these fucking people. I drift and feel more like a fucking ghost each day but I'm too much of a fucking pussy to take that next step and do something about it. So don't fucking judge me for this. You don't know what its like being me, what I’ve been through. I hate being me, so if i fucking die so be it.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:09:45 PM No.33392123
>>33392095
Dude dont get tunnel visioned. I dont know how you feel, but i can probably understand how you feel. Its good to change your circumstances and you should, so consider what i said here >>33391987
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:19:34 PM No.33392153
>>33392123
Ive considered this in the past but I heard getting immigrant status to the states is incredibly difficult to the point where it would be easier to immigrate to Mexico and go hop the border and legitimise yourself that way. I mean where would i start with this? Paperwork for this kind of thing is always overwhelming and anxiety inducing for me.

t. Recently diagnosed autist.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:29:26 PM No.33392185
>>33392153
Get out of the media bubble youre in dude. Youre from the UK. Youre entitled to travel in the USA then you can work from there. Most common pathway is to get married, or go to school in the US. Once you have some sort of residency (I-(something) or a greencard) youre good to serve in the armed forces and will receive instant naturalization after basic training.

You do not want to be a migrant having hopped the border from mexico. You wont have residency.

MEPs or the US armed forces medical processing wont find out about your autism diagnosis in the UK. Once you reach that point, just say no you are perfectly healthy.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:32:15 PM No.33392194
>>33392153
Heres an example way of doing it but there are many others as well

>travel to NYC for leisure
>find an "immigration helper, they literally have signs stating outright they help with immigration"
>they give you advice, they set you up eith a sponsor, whether it be a job, a girl, or a school
>work from there