I'm desperate to get laid, and there's a girl in a different department at work who I believe would put out for me. Her face is a 3 or 4, but her body is a 9.

She's also a little bit crazy. So worst case scenario is that everyone at work finds out that I banged an ugly girl.

Is this a likely outcome, or am I just overthinking it? I'm not particularly attractive, so she might also want to keep it a secret.

Should I attempt to bang her, or avoid shitting where I eat?

>>33392238 (OP)
If you don't give a fuck about the job, go for it. If the job is even remotely important to you and you need it then leave her alone and don't fuck it up.

>>33392248
I plan to make career there, so I should probably pass on her. Too bad.

>>33392238 (OP)
>Her face is a 3 or 4, but her body is a 9.
I'm gonna need proof of this OP

Also yes try to bang her, the whole "don't shit where you eat" thing is just boomer garbage. I have fucked women at work and its fine.

>>33392238 (OP)
Worst case scenario is she reports you to HR for sexual harassment and you lose your job.

>>33392238 (OP)
>avoid shitting where I eat
if you live in the US
>attempt to bang her
if you live literally anywhere else

>>33392238 (OP)
Youre overthinking it. Also a 3 with a 10 body os a 10 from behind.

>>33392268
I don't have pics, but she has medium sized breasts, she's skinny, and she has perfect breeding hips.

>>33392635
butterfaces are a wonderful thing anon. I say go for it. if it goes sour, just be an adult and keep it mature. most workplaces are basically hook up hotels anyways