She threw up? - /adv/ (#33392407) [Archived: 110 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:40:15 PM No.33392407
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Just got broken up with. M18, non-virgin, like maybe 6/10 looks. Start talking to this girl. F18, like 8/10 looks. Ok, she's cool, really into fashion, going to school for it. Tells Me she's autistic, and yeah im fine w that. It's the non retard kinda anyway, she's just into her interests and really awkward. I can fuck with that. Go on a date with her, she shows me around her town, and we head back to her place. Put on earserhead, really setting the mood. She kisses me, really shy and looks embarrassed. Very cute. We start making out, and she seems into it. "One second Anon." she gets up and runs to the bathroom. Maybe she really has to pee? Hear throwing up sounds. Now im not a pussy or anything, but my ex was an alcoholic so vomit gives me crazy flashbacks. She comes back, looks kinda ashamed but not really as freaked out as she should be? or as I would be if I was her. "Sorry, you just make me really nervous anon". What. is she being for real? this has never happened to me before, and she seemed fine with kissing previusouly. this happened to anyone else? or am I just that repulsive.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:49:02 PM No.33392453
>>33392407 (OP)
The fuck, just give her a breath mint and move on. Stop being so fucking autistic.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:51:09 PM No.33392463
>>33392407 (OP)
So she threw up, came back... and what happened next? Did you proceed to have sex? Or did you whip out your phone and make this thread?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:53:55 PM No.33392482
>>33392407 (OP)
Just tell the bitch to be honest lol. Keep insisting and grinding her down until shes upset or tells the truth. Yea it will be awkward for a minute but it will go away
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:02:58 PM No.33392518
>>33392463
finished eraser head. We kissed a little more, nothing else. Honestly? Don't really need anything else. Last relationship was extremely sexual, and she ended up being a cheating slut so I'm kinda tired of the whole sex thing. Something simple is nice, I feel like Scott Pilgrim with Knives Chau.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:04:11 PM No.33392526
>>33392482
Dude you should be a relationship therapist. The grinding down method is a stroke of genius.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:05:20 PM No.33392532
>>33392453
Just wanted to know if this was normal. I dont want it to be my fault, however faggy that may seem.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:18:43 PM No.33392580
>>33392518
Well, you didn't mind sticking your tongue into her stinky, barfy mouth, so what's the big deal?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:26:18 PM No.33392621
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>>33392407 (OP)
>18yo who had already had an "extremely sexual" relationship with "an alcoholic" goes on a date with an 18yo who already has "her place"
that's an interesting match, isn't it? you're both certainly very mature for your age
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:30:04 PM No.33392639
>>33392526
epic own
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:30:30 PM No.33392642
>>33392580
She brushed her teeth? I am not a retard fag like u buddy
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:32:12 PM No.33392652
>>33392621
lol her moms place. And yeah just cause u were a virgin at 18 doesn't mean everyone else was. lost mine at 16 like a boss. you would not know how being a boss works. you are not boss like.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:35:57 AM No.33393165
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>>33392407 (OP)
I won't read yet another numerology followed by wall-of-text where the fuck is the question thread. Get to the point next time.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:22:21 AM No.33394261
>>33392407 (OP)
Maybe just spend some more time holding hands. Don't want her barfing down your throat or on your pecker.