Thread 33394653 - /adv/ [Archived: 99 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:45:17 AM No.33394653
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How are you supposed to approach women when clubbing?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:48:40 AM No.33394656
>>33394653 (OP)
Why are you asking on the internet, faggot?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:51:03 AM No.33394662
snood's flat chest...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:51:51 PM No.33395104
>>33394653 (OP)
I don't want club women.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:53:34 PM No.33395110
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>>33394653 (OP)
Poised, erect, club in hand.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:40:45 PM No.33397197
she has two sides, both flat.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:48:00 PM No.33397251
>>33394653 (OP)
You go up to them and say some shit that will make them laugh. They're probably drunk enough to laugh at it.
After that you're basically in.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:01:14 AM No.33397313
>tfw no flattie gf who is insecure about it who I can assure that it doesn't matter and I love her regardless
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:41:18 PM No.33400297
>>33397251
What if you honestly don't know what things make people laugh?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:43:07 PM No.33400303
>>33400297
Then you're autistic and undersocialized and it's probably over.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:03:19 PM No.33400365
>>33394653 (OP)
Go talk to her and tell her she's hot, because that's what she wants, if she smiles and flirts, start flirting back and then within 10 mins make it known that you want to get physical that night, but don't push it on her, she probably has to make plans to blow off people, after that go wild and make her feel safe the whole time and that you're really into her. If she has to go that night, go fuck in the bathroom, she probably has already done that shit before, women are easy.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:07:48 PM No.33400381
>>33394653 (OP)
"accidentally" bump into them while dancing, dance with them
offer to buy them drinks
hang out in the smoker's lounge with a zippo lighter constantly at the ready
ask them if they're so-an-so's friend because they totally look like them haha isn't that weird you could swear you saw them and whoever's party last week haha I'm anon by the way

though I don't know that the average 4chan poster would enjoy the average club, and club girl.

Maybe like an IDM goth club or indie rock bar.