>be me
>21, wannabe activist
>bugs are scary but do care about them
>go to garage for midnight nicotine
>bee chilling on garage, not moving
>bees_will_bee.jpeg
>30 mins and a cigarette later
>same bee
>same spot
>same pose
>get worried
>realise she’s alive but she’s stuck
>brain.exe responded
>triy to do something useful
>help bee onto cardboard puece from cigarette box like a semi decent person
>provide sugar water
>bee starts drinking
>feel bonded
>it’s freezing balls
>bring bee into bedroom like a disney princess ripoff
>bee be chilling, starts walking around
>bee hangs out on hand for a while
>emotional_investment.rar
>put bee in new cardboard box so she wont wander off
>go to kitchen to make more sugar water for bee
>come back
>open box to give sugar water to bee
>bee shoots out like guided missile straight at my face
>jumpscare.mp4
>scream for my life
>it’s 2am
>panic.wav
>bee disappeared into the void
>grab essentials
>open window
>turn off lights
>light candle near window
>escape bedroom
>apply for refugee status in the sofa
>terrified to go back into bedroom
>will sleep on the couch
>pray to bee Jesus
>just gave tenant rights to a bee
>bee likely became aware of her power position

Should I try to find her? Do I just pray she skedaddles? Could she build a hive in my socks drawer, or worse, near my books? I dont wanna hurt her and I also dont want her to sting me. Please advice

>>33394886 (OP)
Bees don't just build hives by themselves you need a swarming queen and drones (males) to repopulate. That's how hives multiply
They got sugar but I doubt there's much nectar in your house
Don't trap the bee, itll die without it's hive

>>33394886 (OP)
Crush it and move on with your day

>>33394886 (OP)
I won't read joke threads. I won't read be me tsunami of stream of consciousness greentext threads.

>>33394886 (OP)
This is really funny
Bees get slow and tired in the cold, she was not stuck.