I'm a 31 year old wägíe living with his parents. I've been a burnt-out sleep-deprived factory wagie for 6 years. Got told I'm gétting laid off. I have one month til I'm unemployed. I don't care anymore I can't afford a house even with tens of thousands in savings, I don't want a big house either. Just a tinyhome but they all come with a fucking 458 dollár a month HoA fee. So now I don't care. But now my dad is asking what job I'm gonna get next. He's not being strict he's being helpful and I don't have the balls to tell him I'm a lazy piece of shit I want to be a NÉET for 2 or 3 months to reset my life.
So now I have to decide what to do.
I could waste 1800 dollars on a couple community college classes to seem busy.
I could spend 3k to go to trade school and get a job getting lung cancer.
I could try to get a remote job, probably for 15 bucks an hour instead of 25 but at least I'd be at home and even if it's a customer service job i could browse here a bit while on the phone.
I don't know what to do. I wanted to study math but I can't even do that seriously at community college so I'd be trying to study out of textbooks which I could have maybe done ten years ago but I doubt my brains up to it now.

Shit dad
I would try to go remote but that’s because because I’m a lazy guy I will try to get remote but it’s really up to you overall obviously but yeah I would try to get remote only because it seems like one of the more efficient ones compare to the rest of them and if you if you go with the online course that’s probably gonna be like you know that’s gonna take ages anyway

But yeah if you said you have like part that much in savings I would probably try to get remote only because your Ex computer and you’re not you’re not like broke as shit so you can fall back on many things get diarrhoea and I don’t know it seems like the course with take way longer than you have enough or at least you know not long enough for you to endure so even though those options presented at the best I would probably go for again remote hope this helps

>>33395019 (OP)
This is one of the most pathetic posts on this board.
You are a 31 year old child, you have family that want you to succeed in life yet all you are doing is complaining?
You're even making excuses in your post.
>I could have maybe done ten years ago but I doubt my brains up to it now
You don't get to 31 and your brain just stops being able to retain information, relative effort to keep and use that information goes up but you're just past your peak so it doesn't even matter.
Speak to your dad, ask him what he was doing when he was 31, 25, 20. Time have changed yes but that is no excuse for you to be a lazy POS.

>>33395026
>Shit dad
Nigger he literally just asked what was his plan now, that's the absolute minimum he can ask to the 31yo kid living in his house

>>33395063
Yeah I skimmed I thought I read it as op was 21 and his dad was being a hard add but the nigga is 31 lmao

>>33395026
>Shit dad
No man he already dealt with me being a NEET for 2 years in the past, he's a better dad than I deserve. I'm a retarded fuckup. I want to unfuck my life but hopping back into the wagecage won't do it.

If I have to wagecuck more though I'm definitely getting a remote job like I should have done 5 years ago. My ex gf left me for not buying a home so at this point it's just over.

>>33395050
Maybe in just mentally burnt out and my cognitive abilities will come back with some rest. I don't know. If I jump right into community college right now I won't eb able to do any challenging courses. And the other issue is that they don't have any challenging courses. I maxed out their math classes and that was it. I can't go up past Calc II I to analysis or anything good. And it doesn't matter.

>>33395077
>>33395063
Yeah I'm a complete and utter failure. Genuinely if they kicked me out now I'd just live in my car til I ran out of money then suicide. Better than being a rentoid and not even enjoying life.