What drug will give me the most INSANE jerk off coom? I wanna coom so hard I scream like an animal and nearly pass out

>>33397210 (OP)
Bump. This is important

meth

Weird but I would probably look into aphrodisiacs

>>33397267
>>33397308
Even STEONGER

>>33397210 (OP)
LSD.

>>33397321
Smash shrooms coke acid and molly at the same time with an aphrodisiac while getting a freaky blowie by a hooker
(This is a joke, I have no done any of these and mixing drugs is an extremely bad idea and could easily kill you)

>>33397210 (OP)
in college chugged a monster did like 4 or 5 lines of coke and whacked it to the best porn i had saved. heart was beating so fast i felt i would pass out and die.

>>33397210 (OP)
>>33397238
No need for drugs. Simply do this and take it from a normie who masturbates pathologically, twice a day, for the past 31 years, whose nuts are only becoming more intense (yesterday I hit my head against the wall while making a very insane facial expression, I made crying sounds after because it was so unbelievable)

When you masturbate, relax your sphincter like when you're shitting. Activate your lower abdomen in the way where your belly is pulled in, not too much, just activate the muscle. And your sphincter, activate it in the direction of pushing shit out. Don't shit and flex abs, just activate these muscles.

You activate blood circulation to important parts of your body. I don't know which, but your dick will be flowing with blood now.

Now, when you masturbate, use two fingers only. Pinkie on the vein in the back and thumb on the opposite side for support, and just jerk this area. Don't touch the head. Activate the muscles to keep blood going there and just jerk your cock with your two fingers.

No extreme pressure needed. The goal is to just make the penis move. Don't overdo it and listen to your body.

Do this sort of on autopilot, and focus on the porn.

Muscles activated, two fingers, goon to the porn.

When you nut, for maximum orgasm (advanced), pull skin back and stop rubbing, activate muscles and just shoot the cum and then start rubbing again. But try this after a few years. In the beginning, just cum.

Some days, you can stimulate the head, but the strongest orgasms I've had have been using this technique. There is not a single orgasm I have where my entire body doesn't jerk. I hit my head against the pillow each time, multiple times.

>>33397402
Btw, my dick is 16 cm. I realize it might sound like a micropenis thing with the two fingers technique, but my dick is very big and the vein is thick. It's not about size. Like pic related.

>>33397417
holy shit you are the fucking gooning grandmaster. they will make shrines for you in the future.

>>33397471
>in the future
They are already building 9 in Nebraska

>>33397417
>16 cm
>my dick is very big
lol

>>33397561
Flaccid

>>33397588
Bullshit. Who measure his flaccid dick and how is flaccid dick size relevant here?

>>33397588
h-how big is it hard?

>>33397618
Was jk. I just measured, 17 cm. How is 16-17 cm small, exactly? Stop comparing yourself to porn dick, you stupid ass. Such dicks don't feel good for girls and aren't normal in the world. People with such dicks rarely give pleasure.

>>33397648
17 cm

>>33397656
It's definitely not "very big".

>>33397704
To determine the percentile of a 17 cm penis length, we need to compare it to available data on penis size distributions. Studies on this topic typically report average lengths and standard deviations, allowing us to estimate percentiles. Based on reliable data, such as meta-analyses and large-scale studies, the average erect penis length is approximately 13.1–13.6 cm (5.2–5.4 inches), with a standard deviation of about 1.6–1.7 cm.

Assuming a normal distribution, a 17 cm penis length is significantly above average. Using the mean of 13.6 cm and a standard deviation of 1.7 cm, we calculate the z-score:

\[ z = \frac{17 - 13.6}{1.7} \approx 2 \]

A z-score of 2 corresponds to approximately the 97.7th percentile in a standard normal distribution. This means a 17 cm penis length is larger than about 97.7% of the population studied.

Therefore, a 17 cm penis length is approximately in the 98th percentile.

>>33397808
>average erect penis length is approximately 13.1–13.6 cm
lmao imagine actually believing this

>>33397704
Yes it is, you clown. 10-12 is average. 14-15 cm is big. Each centimeter matters. At 16-17 cm, you have a very big penis. At +20 cm, you have a handicap and to most women your penis is not pleasurable. This assumes that the girth is proportional to the length and you don't have some disgustingly long, alien noodle between your legs.

>>33397210 (OP)
Acid/LSD. I just wish I knew a good way to get some again. I tossed my old stash because I'm a retard and now Ive been regretting it like a mother fucker. It doesn't show on drug tests ffs.

>>33397831
This is something easily verifiable, brainlet

>>33397831
The average actually goes up when you remove pajeets like yourself from the equation.

>>33397831
>t.picrel

>>33397831
>>33397999(You)
Picrel

>>33397964
>>33397979
>>33397984
>>33397999
>>33398005
My dick is 18cm and it looks very small. Society could not function if dicks were as small as soientists say they are. It has to be due to some reason, obese guy's fat covering all of their penises or something.

>>33397210 (OP)
probably meth. maybe mix it with some other bullshit
source: had a TIA ("mini stroke") after edging and cumming while on amphetamine

100% meth. you know how humans discovered fire and teenage you discovered masturbation? it's like its straight back to that time. a fire in your loins