Will getting a motorcycle impress girls and lose my virginity? I'm a 32 year old virgin and I have a lot of money saved since my life is just working and nothing else, I might buy myself a $40k Kawasaki Ninja H2 (top of the line street motorcycle that goes 200mph+) or a Harley Davidson.

>>33398889 (OP)
You'll just look like a virgin on a motorcycle.

>>33398889 (OP)
If you want H2 as your first bike then it was nice to know you anon.
However if you're going this way remember that women don't know shit about bikes cars or anything. They will prefer the cheapest and shittiest BMW to fully stacked VW. You want to impress them don't worry about getting the fastest bike, worry about brand and who it appeals to, then grab the type you want and get the loudest exhaust you can find. It may even lose you horsepower but it has to scream. As for brands:
>Ducati women may recognise as a semi-luxury brand, right or wrong, probably your best bet
>Women don't know BMW makes motorcycles, brand recognition from cars carries on though, just don't buy adv, we're talking naked and sports bikes if you're looking for women
>Japanese bikes are good as bikes but the kind of women looking for bike guys probably associate them with poorer types, yamaha is probably your best bet there
>Harley, Indian - you're gonna attract more old men than women, and the women will be old too
>Triumph similarly, just it'll be old men exclusively and no it doesn't matter you've bought speed triple and not their retro bikes, they'll just tell you in their times triumph didn't make anything like this
>KTM they have no idea what that is
>Niche brands like Aprilia again no recognition
>Cheap brands like Royal Enfield, CF Moto, QJ(as in Indian and not horrible Chinese brands) don't bother, again no brand recognition for foids and that's 90% of the charm there, if they know what that is they won't want you either so...

unironically yes

Schizo post, schizo thread.
Human beings are aware that attraction isn't tied to specific objects. By asking the OP question, OP reveals themselves to be either incapable of understanding reality or to be operating in bad faith. Maybe both.

>>33398989
In this case he's presenting that he's edgy because motorcycle and that he can afford expensive brand stuff, people score women daily by just burning tires in a sports car in the right place at the right time so it's not like he's wrong that a good motorcycle can also get him some pussy.

>>33398889 (OP)
lmao do not buy an H2 for your first motorcycle you are gonna die nigga

>>33398989
Anon, you are the one who doesn't understand humans.
If people didn't have midlife crises or want to impress hot girls, every motorcycle dealership in the country would go out of business.

>>33398889 (OP)
No.
t. 34 year old virgin with a motorcycle. Though I didn't get it to get ladies, I got it because I wanted to. Been riding for like 4 years now.

>>33398889 (OP)
>Will getting a motorcycle impress girls and lose my virginity?
No.
>I'm a 32 year old virgin
Then it's time to give up on women and look for some other way to make your life fulfilling.

>>33398889 (OP)
No, most women hate motorcycles especially the white ones from the sheltered suburbs like most women you are gonna be looking for. Great for boosting confidence and cathartic and meditative but you should look for something more new rider friendly. Maybe get a Triumph Boneville or Kawasaki W

>>33398889 (OP)
hi i am a girl and i like money :) i am nice i like fast things wont get on one but wow you’re so cool op :)

>>33399507
but in reality, yeah they are cool, and I do know know quite a bit about bike but only know from learning about it to make conversations with a guy I dated. It won’t help anything if you don’t know how to talk to people

>>33398963
I agree with anon.
A rocket between your legs as a first bike will kill you. Ducati has a twin cylinder everyday bike for half the price and it looks and feels racy. I owned a Ducati for years and loved the bike.
I bought my first street bike at 16 and girls were all over me even those that would not hop on for a ride. I recall one that was brave enough and she dug her nails into my sides so deep it broke the skin. I bought a larger street bike in college and it did not have the pussy draw a bike had as a teen. Get into your later twenties fewer women are interested unless they had a bf before or brothers or father that rides OR they ride themselves.

>>33398983
This.
>>33398889 (OP)
Chicks wanna ride. I am quite a loser but still, they want a ride home from work, showing where they live.

>>33398922
kek
>>33398889 (OP)
the point of the motorbike is to give her strong sensations through speed that carry over for the rest of your time together. the excitement and physical sensations will be attributed to you even though that's not the case. this is a subconcious process.
strong sensations = easier to close the deal when dating a woman.
that's why, when you're trying to get in her pants, you bring her to the roller-coaster, to do sports or to a big concert as opposed to a quiet walk in the forest

since you're a 32 yo virgin, you probably don't get to date women at all so it won't change anything.

>>33398889 (OP)
NO.

>>33398889 (OP)
Hey, look at the virgin on the motorcycle!

>>33398889 (OP)
Maybe yes but you'll need to be willing to initiate conversation, flirt and escalate once (if) any girls even look at you. And you'll still get rejected 9 times out of 10.

Might work in a dating app, but again, any girl willing to meet up "for a ride" will have fucked 10+ guys already and will be comparing you to experienced fuckboys.

>>33399788
Jesus. Imagine fucking her raw. Again and again

>>33398889 (OP)
Just become a serial murderer instead. Much more exciting, you might even get famous.