As an awkward incel in his mid twenties how do I go to a bar or a club if I never went to one before? I don't know what to do but I'm just going to risk it and ask as many women as possible (who aren't hogs) since I just want to fuck a slim whore so badly. The problem is even if I do manage to get inside a club, what do I do if I have no friends with me, and what do I do if I hate dancing? I look like a robot when dancing and I also hate just dancing, I hate dancing all together. People say to be yourself, which has been the worst advice for me. Women hate talking about history or geopolitics. I also hate singing to songs. My goal is to fuck a slim chick, idc if people on here say its shallow and you shouldn't go there for that. My main flaws are that women say that I am either boring, annoying or weird. I'm 6ft 1, white and skinny. How do I secure a woman for the night, without getting bullied by some chad or a hog?

Many things to consider here OP.
What are you going to wear?
How much money do you intend to spend?
Tallish and skinny. Do you look like a junky or are you more leanish, in terms of physique?
Do you drink alcohol at home?
Do you have hobbies or interests that people may be interested in, on talking to you.

My initial advice is go to a bar as you don't like dancing. If you're going to tune women, a bar might be a better alternative to a club.
What types of women do you want to meet?

>>33400720
Elegant white women. I really don't like anything else. Never understood the love for hispanics or gooks, and blacks are out of the question. Also no white junky looking women who are tatted. A white girl that is middle to upper class and no tats or nose or lip piercings, maybe a nose piercing, and early 20s. No half breeds, like white and hispanic. I have lean body but I'm incel so I have baby face with foreward head so I have that incel posture and somewhat recessed mandible and because of that girls don't really see me as a man but more as child. Probably why they see me as annoying when I ask them the same questions chad would. They probably see me as an annoying younger brother, rather than a potential boyfriend. I always avoid alcohol since I did a lot of sports as a kid and when I was teenager. I could start drinking alcohol but know people who ended up getting liver cirrhosis in my family so I'm not going to ever get into that habit. Yes I like history and geopolitics, I used to love strategy games as a kid. Also I'm very impatient, or bothered by little things, probably why I'm naturally so skinny, but I'm not loud, and don't have a powerful voice. Another reason I hate small talk, I just want to get to the point with a woman but I know you can never be direct with a woman. People say try women laugh but my humor would creep a woman out badly so its impossible for me to make a joke I would think of.

>what do i do in a social place if im antisocial
the sheer unawareness of incels kek

i suggest killing yourself because you are the type who is an incel by choice

>>33402131
>A white girl that is middle to upper class and no tats or nose or lip piercings, maybe a nose piercing, and early 20s
Lmao you're so retarded nigga those women are the BIGGEST whores ever

>>33402160
>just act normal
Stfu bitch.

>>33402163
How can you be an incel by choice? I literally can't get the women I want you shit for brains. As I said I'm not going near any hogs and even those are hard to get nowadays.

>>33400225 (OP)
Take some phenibut and hang out in the smoke pit, easy way to talk to random people. I realized though that clubs aren't for me, but I'm glad I did it once just to say I did it.

>>33402701
>I literally can't get the women I want

THAT EXACTLY you have standards higher then your station better cant be fucking choosers now can they

>>33400225 (OP)
I brute forced it. Stop caring what others think about you and accept embarrassment. If they think you're really hot then they will want to fuck you and you can be very stupid. My first girlfriend we had super awkward and disappointing sex, but then we met up again and we had sex and we enjoyed it lol.